Nose Longy

Cocaine

Hey babe, can I rack a nose longy out of your japs eye?

by Smackoforeskins January 1, 2022

Kentucky Longrifle

The act of one man defecating into another man's urethral tract, and pushing the feces further in by shoving his penis inside of the other man's penis, in an act similar to using a ram rod to push the musket ball down the barrel of a musket, hence the name

John: "Dude, Sebastian gave me a Kentucky Longrifle last night and now my piss is brown."
Mark: "Holy fuck dude that's nasty."

by scrungusbungus December 23, 2023

The Longy Paradox

In a trade situation, when coming into a problem on a work site the requires a photo of an area, the moment that the problem is acknowledged the photo destroys itself and any evidence that it ever existed ceases to exist.

“Can you find a photo of the piezo? I can’t find it.”
“Nah there’s not photo”
“Fucking Longy”
“It’s the Longy Paradox mate”

by Living Benefit Card February 24, 2024