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Long Haired Grob

A word invented by my brother in a fit of roadrage when a long haired grunger kid walked out in front of his car. The exact meaning is unknown but when shouted, it conveys your anger very well.
''Get out the fuckin' road you long haired grob!!''
by DonkeyDick1 July 21, 2012
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long haired dope smokin friend of jesus

yo, joe you long haired dope smokin friend of jesus ..how's i goin?
by blubber bob October 4, 2007
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Long-haired Dictionary

A girlfriend in a foreign country from whom you learn the local language
When he lived in Chile, he learned Spanish from his long-haired dictionary.
by Cregger May 8, 2021
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long hairs

What men who serve in the US Military call attractive civilian women. Civilian women typical possess more longer, an faddish style hair dos compared to female military personnel.
While on liberty, me and my battle buddies would frequent bars to scope out any long hairs to pull.
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long-haired yahoo

A male/female, usually defined as attending or have attended The Southport School (TSS). A long-haired yahoo unironically employs a sense of cultural righteousness, but comes across as a bit of a lout.
Tonight we'll be debating against TSS, but I don't thing those long-haired yahoos have anything on us.
by Smiffy Smiff April 4, 2017
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long hairs

a male hippie with at least shoulder legth hair. that possibly hasent showered in days, is bent out on acid and some dank ass herb. long hairs are gennerally found in clusters at music festivals and concerts: ranging in the gernres of classic rock, bluegrass, psychedelic rock, and reggae. there unpredictable frantic behavior can cause unrest in " normal communities"!
Jim: i am the lizard king! ( runs acroos street)

Driver: fuckin long hairs!
by tat2dchef April 9, 2009
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Long-Haired Balding

A Long-Haired Balding is the next level of faggotry following a "Neckbeard" In the scale of weeaboo faggotry. Weeaboo > Neckbeard > Long-Haired Balding. Long-Haired Baldings look like trolls, usually having gross dirty long hair and balding at the same time due to being old by this point. This form of weeaboo is also mentally insane and is so obsessed with anime and japanese shit that he will do whatever to get anime shit, even kill, especially if he is sad and angry. The first Long-Haired Balding was recorded being seen at this dinky Japanese arcade. Being there for so long his weeaboo power level grew so high he evolved into the Long-Haired Balding.
"Man, look at that Long-Haired Balding over there playing IIDX. Hes passing 12s and putting those NeckBeards to shame."
by DJDuane May 5, 2009
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