People who ride boards with a limited range of tricks and usually consider themselves better than skateboarders because they can go fast and "look cool"
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Its practicers are attracted to the long, phallic shape. They think they are more manly than anyone else who rolls, because of the board's penile shape and the riding style: standing stoicly like a man, without squatting, thrusting, or contorting of any sort.
No tricks of any sort, strictly manly stances. The one kinda cool thing they can do is slalom down a hill to scrub off speed, similar to a snowboarder. They will still jump off the moment things get dicey.
In reality these guys are passed by grandmas on 3-speed bicycles, even downhill.
No tricks of any sort, strictly manly stances. The one kinda cool thing they can do is slalom down a hill to scrub off speed, similar to a snowboarder. They will still jump off the moment things get dicey.
In reality these guys are passed by grandmas on 3-speed bicycles, even downhill.
by TreeWeezel April 9, 2011
Get the longboarding mug.Indeed a close mimic to the sport of skateboarding, but sometimes people who ride longboards do it because they feel it is more natural and free. If you watch some of the videos, it gives off an angelic vibe rather than 'not knowing how to ride a skateboard' and not all people who ride longboards don't know how to skateboard.
Jacob: Why do you even use a longboard if you cannot skateboard?
Mello: Because it makes me feel lighter, happy, and free.
*days later*
Jacob: Hey longboarding is skateboarding too!
Mello: Because it makes me feel lighter, happy, and free.
*days later*
Jacob: Hey longboarding is skateboarding too!
by palmyywalmyy February 9, 2019
Get the longboarding mug.An excuse for people who cant skateboard. People get longboards cuz they tried skateboarding and fell on their asses trying to ollie, then causing them to get a bruise, cry themselves to sleep, wake up, then poop a little.
Longboarders do "tricks" where they step off their board and flip it with their hands. Not their feet, like in skateboarding. Then they jump back on and rejoice thinking they did something cool.
Doing tricks on longboards make you look like a dick. Like you actually have one...
In conclusion, get a skateboard.
Longboarders do "tricks" where they step off their board and flip it with their hands. Not their feet, like in skateboarding. Then they jump back on and rejoice thinking they did something cool.
Doing tricks on longboards make you look like a dick. Like you actually have one...
In conclusion, get a skateboard.
longboarding is gay
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Ryan: Are those fuckin longboard truck marks on her face?
Me: We wouldn't have it any other way buddy.
Ryan: You guys are the best.
Ryan: Are those fuckin longboard truck marks on her face?
Me: We wouldn't have it any other way buddy.
Ryan: You guys are the best.
by the mello December 29, 2007
Get the longboard truck mug.A bias individual who uses/rides a longboard as a means of compensation for their lack of masculinity/ Inflation of one's ego.
To inflate the masculinity/ego, the longboarder will tend to look down on others on the basis of:
- Sexual Oreintation
- Race
- Skateboarding
- Rollerblading
To inflate the masculinity/ego, the longboarder will tend to look down on others on the basis of:
- Sexual Oreintation
- Race
- Skateboarding
- Rollerblading
Person 1:Hey want to go do something?
Longboarder: Naw, I am going to go longboard
Person 2: Oh ok, Let's go then.
Longboarder:No gays allowed.
Person 3: Excuse me!? That has nothing to do with longboarding.
Longboarder: we don't accept your kind.
(Longboarder takes off on longboard and is hit by a bus.)
Longboarder: Naw, I am going to go longboard
Person 2: Oh ok, Let's go then.
Longboarder:No gays allowed.
Person 3: Excuse me!? That has nothing to do with longboarding.
Longboarder: we don't accept your kind.
(Longboarder takes off on longboard and is hit by a bus.)
by Carl Dowling October 8, 2009
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