Nigger Logic

When a black person tries to explain something, especially why he committed a crime or why he deserves something.

After failing a math test, X mombutha says "Man, my people were slaves once! I deserve an A. You racist."

At his trial for murder-rape, Rasheed excretia uses nigger logic when he claims "she felt on the nife. That white bitch begged me for my black pipe, then she felt on the nife over and over, 29 times. I sez 'whiite bitch, you drunk, you keep fallin on the nife!"

by Barry from Kenya January 14, 2011

Nintendo Logic

When, in a Nintendo-published video game, the physics and design that work in the game are totally impossible or rather irregular in real life.

It's a bunch of Nintendo Logic that a boat that floats in lava will collapse if it hits a wall at low speed.

by DonPianta November 8, 2009

Gacha logic

Actually, gacha logic is not really logic. At least it is for people in the gacha community who are generally young and have their heads filled with clichés of gacha life.

A gacha character: I walk quietly with my eyes open and I don't see the person walking in my direction

Another character gacha: Oh, hey, me too.

Both of them: Crash and kiss inadvertently

this is Gacha logic

by PamplemousseGotSwag August 12, 2020

Insane troll logic

A path of reasoning that usually only makes sense to the person or people using it. Insane troll logic often varries in degree and can range from sligtly different to absolutely preposterous. This is not to say Insane troll logic cannot come to a correct conclusion.

some common characteristics of insane troll logic (leaning towards the ridiculous) include...
-complete disregard for the accepted laws of physics
-Extreme ambiguity
-Excessive use or reliance on fallicious arguments.
- non sequitur
-completely absurd sometimes to the point of being ludicrous

Some Examples of the use of Insane troll logic.

Ex 1)
Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Crowd: Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
Bedevere:
And what do you burn apart from witches?
Villagers:
More witches!
Wood!
Bedevere:So, why do witches burn?
Villager: because they're made of wood?
Bedevere:
So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
Does wood sink in water?
Villager: No. No. No, it floats! It floats!
Bedevere: What also floats in water?
Arthur: A duck!
Bedevere: Exactly. So, logically...
Villager: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
Bedevere: And therefore?
Villager: A witch!

Ex 2)
"What would be nice? Hotpot? Sukiyaki? Crab is a no-no. I can't take it. Picking the flesh out of the shell drives me nuts. Why can't crabs make their shells edible? How come they didn't do anything about that during the course of evolution, might I ask?" - Haruhi Suzumiya
(Most of us can reason that crabs have shell's lest they be eaten by predators such as Haruhi Suzumiya)

by Hexacyonoferate March 8, 2009

La La Logic

The nonsensical reasoning of someone who appears to be in La La Land.

Did you hear what Susie said during the meeting? She thinks taking away the coffee in the break room will increase productivity. That is some La La Logic…

by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels October 19, 2010

Simply nail logical

A crazy woman who does things with her nails and recently she did her nails in the shower and she has a drink slave named Ben

Simply nail logical is crazy

by Simply nailogical September 29, 2018

bitch logic

Logic that makes absolutely no sense at all and has no meaning to the male gender. It is only understood by females and even they cant give an explanation for it.

The way a female thinks. Especially when PMS is in effect. AKA bitch logic

by DA522 February 11, 2008