lobster kush

a marijuana strain that causes your skin to turn into a dark red similar to lobster that has been boiled in water.

Look how red Austin Nig is! He must be puffin' that lobster kush.

by moogleOZAR April 14, 2010

Rock Lobster

1) it's not quite a rock, it's not quite a lobster; it's a Rock Lobster

2) a creature often found at parties and under docks at the beach

Someone went under a dock, there they found a rock! It wasn't a rock! It was a Rock Lobster!

by DarkMatter October 13, 2004

attack of the killer lobster

Is one lobsters are not harvested or killed and are able to grow to the largest of possible sizes where they are than able to walk up out of the ocean water and attack the human race and even kill innocent people. Killer Lobster attacks are now very rare since we have not had a recorded killer lobster attack in over 952 years but that just means there is one lobster if not thousands out there planning on attacking and wiping out the human race but we stand ready with nukes

OH MY GOOD LOOK OUT! ITS AN ATTACK OF the KILLER LOBSTER!!!

by mudisland33 January 31, 2010

yes/no/maybe/lobster

A meaningless but more exciting variation on the "yes/no?" question. Popularized by Gan Xingba's Avatar: the Abridged Series.

Can be abridged as "y/n/m/l?", but chances are, if your friend is not a hardcore Avatard, s/he will have no idea what the fuck that you're talking about and get confused.

Should we go see the movie? Yes/no/maybe/lobster?

by Nile Crocodile August 19, 2009

Lobster Gravy

Stinky, liquid, intensely burning diarrhea, often involving various sized chunks of indistinguishable matter. Usually orange or yellow in color, like that of the aforementioned crustacean.

*walks out of bathroom* Fuck man, my ass burns. Go in there and smell that shit, I just dropped some wicked lobster gravy!

by Dudeman Rouse August 16, 2009

Breaded Lobster

The act of inserting ones throbbing member into sand prior to intercourse; it's usually implemented as an instrument of revenge resulting from a terrible date.

That bitch didn't pay for her meal, so I told her we should take a romantic walk on the beach. She did not realize my underlying motive of slipping her the BREADED LOBSTER!

by Joseph Lefebvre June 21, 2010

Rock Lobster

Noun: Bomb ass song by the B-52’s.

Noun: A rock that is also a lobster.

Phrase: Means cool (i.e. radical, or metal.)
Phrase: Widely hated by Derick Abbey.

Noun:
Jared: “Have you heard ‘Rock Lobster’ by the B-52’s?”
Ryder: “Ya man, that songs my jam.”

Phrase:
Random guy 1: *Does a radical trick on his heelies.*
Random guy 2: “Hey man that’s totally rock lobster.”

Derick: *Shoots random guy 2 in the face.*

by HonestLiberal December 26, 2017