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Cockroaches

Slang for pubic lice. Also known as crabs. Generally used on males, as the term is called COCKroaches
Stay away from Mike, I heard he has massive cockroaches.
by z0mbriie August 19, 2008
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Cockroach

Military recruiting euphemism for unsolicited recruiting targets, after their practice of lounging around at public places looking for younger people of a lesser education to hassle into joining the military.The implication is the recruiters think whoever they throw their enlistment spin at is poor and dumb enough to fall for it.
Army Recruiter 1: Look at those two cockroaches about 30 feet ahead, they look like Mc Job types.

Recruiter 2: Let's go see......

Army recruiter 1 (again)....... Have you thought about enlisting in the Army lately ???
by Piranha May 23, 2006
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cockroach hour

noun: The magic hour in which you have been awake for so long, that even a cockroach scuttling across the floor is a source of high amusement.
Mary: OMG, did you just see the cat sneeze?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sue: Mary, it must be the cockroach hour for you. A cat sneezing is not that amusing.
by catsluvdmb February 28, 2005
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cockroach gay

Everyone hates you, you hate everyone, and you have no sexual disfunction within the cockroach community because you are gay.
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Cockroached

Return to a room and everyone scatters and gets real quiet, because they were talking shit about you.
When I returned to the office from lunch, everyone there were huddled together talking. They saw me coming and quickly went back to there desks and stayed quiet.

I was COCKROACHED !
by Abby Normal March 25, 2022
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hairy cockroach

When hair drys around the tub drain when thrown against a wall it looks like a "hairy cockroach". Thus creating a hairy cockroach. Elliot --
by sinfully.sweet2011 September 30, 2014
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Brooklyn’s full name. Brooklyn is a kind and loyal person, and you would be lucky to be a friend of this Russian spy. But here’s a tip; steal her sunglasses. A way to bond for life.
Brooklyn Taylor Coca-Cola Pepsi Sherlock loki Thomas Holmes Nanette de Douglestrauff Anderson Cockroach is a Russian spy’s full name.
by STWEAM cult member July 9, 2018
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