by Brake44 July 6, 2010
Get the Landa mug.The husband/bassist for the amazinging singer/songwriter/guitar player/Maxim cover-girl veteran, Michelle Branch. Has a baby girl with Michelle, Owen Isabelle Landau.
by MeechieMeechieMeechie November 15, 2005
Get the Teddy Landau mug.Landar mainly in punjabi..!!
means a person who doesn't do any work all day and is indulged in useless works all day..!!
means a person who doesn't do any work all day and is indulged in useless works all day..!!
Oye Landar yahaan aa..!!
oh taan landar hai saala..!!
landargiri na kar..!! -> don fool around do some work..!!
oh taan landar hai saala..!!
landargiri na kar..!! -> don fool around do some work..!!
by Phoenix123 October 15, 2008
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Landan is a really nice guy with green eyes and brown hair, he's pretty built. He ain't a simp, but females walk all over him. His cock isn't huge, its like 5 inches--but that doesn't stop him. He'll treat you like a queen, giving all the respect you want, but he won't pay for all your shit. You hit him, he'll hit back and say one of two things ("Equal rights equal fights" or "You wanna hit me like a man, then be ready to get hit like a man"
person 1: Do you know Landan?
person 2: no. who's he?
person 1: well, "Landan is a really nice guy with green eyes and brown hair, he's pretty built. He ain't a simp, but females walk all over him. His cock isn't huge, its like 5 inches--but that doesn't stop him. He'll treat you like a queen, giving all the respect you want, but he won't pay for all your shit. You hit him, he'll hit back and say one of two things ("Equal rights equal fights" or "You wanna hit me like a man, then be ready to get hit like a man" "
person 2: damnnnnn, so he one of the greatest, sweetest, most caring dudes out there. I need someone like him....is he single?
person 1: idk go ask him
person 2: no. who's he?
person 1: well, "Landan is a really nice guy with green eyes and brown hair, he's pretty built. He ain't a simp, but females walk all over him. His cock isn't huge, its like 5 inches--but that doesn't stop him. He'll treat you like a queen, giving all the respect you want, but he won't pay for all your shit. You hit him, he'll hit back and say one of two things ("Equal rights equal fights" or "You wanna hit me like a man, then be ready to get hit like a man" "
person 2: damnnnnn, so he one of the greatest, sweetest, most caring dudes out there. I need someone like him....is he single?
person 1: idk go ask him
by nadnaL November 16, 2020
Get the Landan mug.Lianda is a pretty Caribbean girl Who loves to care for others such as Freda. She’s so funny that she needs to slap me to get food and that really makes me smile but at the same time It makes me sad because I can’t do the same for her. I know when I get a job imma be able to pay for everything she has gotten for me. She’s my everything and my other half I’ve known her for the longest time and I pray we will still be together for the end. EH HEHHHH
MY sista lianda. How are you ?
by Gdjdidkdh July 30, 2021
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that fat chick wanted a ride in my car but she exeeded the maximum loadage paramiters of this vehicles specs....
by last star fighter August 31, 2007
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