LMS

Lick my sack

Tom: hey guys, wanna play some football today?
Harry: WTF?! NO! LMS!
Sam: HAHA, parred.

"LMS" is commonly used when pissed off with someone or talking to a girl to get her to do sexual acts on you.

by Imafag1 April 22, 2011

LM

Ladies Man

Jordan is the biggest LM in the world.

by LLcoolcotti November 8, 2011

LMS

Lick my scrotum

John: hey Ashley LMS
Ashley: ew no

by JCent876 July 17, 2016

LM

Short for Lionel Migration because people hate typing it out when it pops up all the fucking time.

Wow dude, I hit random on Urban Dictionary and I got LM again!

by AreTooDeTo October 16, 2008

LM

last millenium. (rare variant of ly)

you still have a land line? so LM!

by jingz July 11, 2006

lms

last man standing

we use it in modern warfare 2 multiplayer in search and destroy when someone of one team is still alive

player 1: you are the lms try to defiuse the bomb

player 2: i'm near to do it

by TheWaterOfTheMind January 13, 2011

lms

shortened for "Lutsch meinen Schwanz" (Suck My Dick)
popularized by german rapper Kool Savas

dude1: ich mag dich!
dude2: lms!

by germandude December 28, 2005