Lil' Wayne
A 26 year old child with ADHD. Has a big ego, even bigger imagination, and an even bigger love for "Baby" AKA birdman AKA "dad". Wrote a lot of imaginative but crazy poems in special ed for his mom, which are now songs by him.
A 26 year old child with ADHD. Has a big ego, even bigger imagination, and an even bigger love for "Baby" AKA birdman AKA "dad". Wrote a lot of imaginative but crazy poems in special ed for his mom, which are now songs by him.
One day in 6th grade, Lil' Wayne came home from school on the short bus, and he showed his mother the poem he wrote for her in special ed. "I can mingle with the stars... and throw a party... on mars". She read it, put it on the fridge in front of his face, but when he left to "go number 2", she took it down and threw it in the trash. But Lil' Wayne had forgotten toilet paper and came back to get some and he saw what his mother had done. He went to sleep in the toilet that night.
The next day he finds himself alone, because he was a loner and had no friends. So he goes to a burger joint but gets beat up outside, the owner sees and offers him a free burger. He goes home crying, but a little happy. When he gets there, he finds his stepfather's gun and decides to end himself. But he's too stupid to shoot himself in the head so he shoots himself in the stomach and then realizes he's not THAT stupid to not feel pain. So he calls the cops, they save him. He gets a record deal, mom won't allow it, but he takes it up at 14 and starts his crap career (think I'm lying? google Lil' Wayne shot himself, actually google all you can about him).
Him and Birdman are fucking low key. Well birdman tries to keep it discreet but Lil' Wayne just throws it out there. "Weezy F baby" (Weezy fuckin' baby. The "F" was meant to be a "+" under the tree they first made out under but you know, Lil' Wayne can't spell, let alone carve, so they just ran with it).
Ladies and gentlemen, your favorite rapper!
The next day he finds himself alone, because he was a loner and had no friends. So he goes to a burger joint but gets beat up outside, the owner sees and offers him a free burger. He goes home crying, but a little happy. When he gets there, he finds his stepfather's gun and decides to end himself. But he's too stupid to shoot himself in the head so he shoots himself in the stomach and then realizes he's not THAT stupid to not feel pain. So he calls the cops, they save him. He gets a record deal, mom won't allow it, but he takes it up at 14 and starts his crap career (think I'm lying? google Lil' Wayne shot himself, actually google all you can about him).
Him and Birdman are fucking low key. Well birdman tries to keep it discreet but Lil' Wayne just throws it out there. "Weezy F baby" (Weezy fuckin' baby. The "F" was meant to be a "+" under the tree they first made out under but you know, Lil' Wayne can't spell, let alone carve, so they just ran with it).
Ladies and gentlemen, your favorite rapper!
by Montana Trax August 19, 2010
A rapper who sucks.. Period.
Claims that he is the best rapper alive, when he has the weakest lyrics and rhyming skills ever.
Sounds fuckin' annoying when he talks, and is hella fugly.
Most of his raps consist of lines like this,
"You a blondy, so you can't see me, no you like Stevie".
Killing Hip-Hop, along with Soulja Boy.
Claims that he is the best rapper alive, when he has the weakest lyrics and rhyming skills ever.
Sounds fuckin' annoying when he talks, and is hella fugly.
Most of his raps consist of lines like this,
"You a blondy, so you can't see me, no you like Stevie".
Killing Hip-Hop, along with Soulja Boy.
Person 1: Aye man! Lil Wayne is the illest rapper ever!
Person 2: get the fuck outta here, before i kill you.
Person 2: get the fuck outta here, before i kill you.
by belladoux April 26, 2008
Lil wayne is basically one of the rappers who killed rap. He claims he is the best rapper alive and IS music. He thinks he is cool because he is from New Orleans. Even though New Orleans is ghetto as hell and one of the murder capitals of the country and he seems to be proud of it. None his lyrics make actual sense. He rythmes the same words over and over Example: Money and Money. All of his songs are either about money, Girls, Sex, Alcohol, himself, his success, new orleans, or drugs.
Lil wayne lyrics:
I tell her bartender just straight patron
man I'm takin one of these girls home
and we can do what we do we grown
we can do what we do we grown
I tell her bartender just straight patron
man I'm takin one of these girls home
and we can do what we do we grown
we can do what we do we grown
by Eh-ra-kuh August 13, 2009
the lamest son of a bitch alive to ever pick up a microphone. this man has absolutely no idea or talent. shit, his voice is so shitty they gotta edit that shit through 10 voice altering programs to make it sound "better" but it still fails. claims to be the best rapper while the nigga doesnt got a clue of wat hes talking bout. brags about his gunwounds which he accidentally shot himself. brags about selling crack, while that motherfucker never even been out in the street. brags about beef wit police, while he got arrested 3 times in his life for weed and petty theft. impressive huh? also got mad teardrop tattoos to symbolize the cum drops from his daddy birddickman, and also represents the tears of pain when his daddy ripped his asshole when they first started fucking. faggot.
and im right right
and ur wrong left
khaled best deejay
weezy best rappuh
-lil wayne's overused lyrics...GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE NIGGA!
and ur wrong left
khaled best deejay
weezy best rappuh
-lil wayne's overused lyrics...GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE NIGGA!
by fucklilwayne June 1, 2009
Most overrated rapper ever, I mean really. Greatest rapper alive?, when did nas and all the active old school and underground rappers die?
Really overated, he spits random punchlines, and he steals his swagger and lines from other rappers.
He's a fake blood, and a closet homo!
People that call him the greatest dont listen to hip hop as a whole, all they listen to is radio and bet.
Really overated, he spits random punchlines, and he steals his swagger and lines from other rappers.
He's a fake blood, and a closet homo!
People that call him the greatest dont listen to hip hop as a whole, all they listen to is radio and bet.
Some pussie mexican- Lil Wayne is the best rapper alive!
Me- Fuck you, Immortal Technique bitch!
Some pussie mexican- He aint great, you never here tech on the radio.
Me- Fuck you radio rap is for fags.
Me- Fuck you, Immortal Technique bitch!
Some pussie mexican- He aint great, you never here tech on the radio.
Me- Fuck you radio rap is for fags.
by Dominican_Hustle August 23, 2008
being born in 1993, and growing up with everybody in my high school being obssesed with him, he is the reason i have lost hope in my generation, the reason hip hop is dead, the worst rapper to ever pick up the mic, please dont ever listen to his song
by flyihh April 3, 2009
a so called "rapper" who shot himself with a gun.His rhymes are really weak and he just sucks at rapping.
He is now starting to sing rock songs which just doesn't appeal to me ( or anyone else who really likes rap).
He is now starting to sing rock songs which just doesn't appeal to me ( or anyone else who really likes rap).
by weezy1178 June 16, 2009