Lithuaniaman

A popular footballer based in Vilnius, Lithuania. He often travels to small countries like Andorra, Latvia, Luxembourg, Armenia, etc to teach the people how to score penalties and tap ins. Some say he is the reason why football is gaining popularity in small countries.

Lithuaniaman is the best penalty taker.

by Harry Maguire GOAT May 29, 2023

Lichtensteiner lollipop

a sexual act in which a load is dumped in a fedora, which is then proceeded to be worn during coitus. During coitus, a midget stands on the shoulders of the man, and a hole must be cut in the fedora so the midget may fit his shaft in the fedora, encasing it in fecal matter. More layers of midgets and fedoras may be added. While this is happening, the male inserts a lollipop into the hole in his dick, stick first, and the female gives him oral. The female may have midgets on her back too. Meanwhile, the female is to give anal to a male platypus. Male platypi are known to have venomous spurs on the inner thigh, and as the platypus is probably scared and confused by the entire event, it will use the spurs to incapacitate the female while she is sucking the lollipop. The platypus may also be wearing a hat. During all this, the female has several gay men giving her manicures and pedicures and perms. The female also lays on an overturned cactus during all of this, and the back and forth motions rip up her internal organs, which are then feasted upon by the gay men, the midgets, and the platypus. The man may not parttake in the feast, or else it wouldn't be a lichtensteiner lolipop. He must instead commit ritual suicide with a toaster in a bathtub, lolipop still inserted.

Duuuuude, I gave shaniqa a lichtensteiner lollipop earlier!

wait- then shouldn't you be dead?

Yeah, yeah, we just finished, I'm on my way to the tub.

by jamal_the_pirate August 6, 2010

Wrath of the Lich King

The second expansion for World of Warcraft, featuring the new continent Northrend from Warcraft 3, new pvp battlegrounds and arenas, siege weapons and destructible buildings, the fist hero class the Death Knight,a new proffesion Inscription, new character customization options, new dances, and the level cap will be raised to 80.

Wrath of the Lich King is The Burning Crusade all over again.....except better.

by alltheothernamesaretakenihavetousethisone August 29, 2007

lich

Def 1: In traditional english parlance:
Simply a body or corpse of any kind.

Def 2: In some fantasy literature and role-playing game contexts:
A powerful magician who has prolonged his mortal existence beyond natural life (ie. "undeath") and is immune to many human weaknesses.

Def 1:
They bore the farmer's lich through the church gate for burial.

Def 2:
Example of play:
Game Master: Climbing from the sarcofogus you see a somewhat dessicated and decayed form, clad in the vestments of the old Karbanthi order of wizards.
Player 1: Crap! It must be a lich. I told you we shouldn't have come down this far into the dungeon.
Player 2: No problem, my character is a cleric. I cast holy smite on this undead. *player rolls dice* I rolled a 12.
Game Master: *checks lich stats, grins evily* The lich grins and bellows in a distant, echoing voice, "Foolish mortals. I am not some simple zombie your gods can knock down. You stand before Kworzathash greatest of the Karbanthi... and I will eat your souls for disturbing my work.
*deadly combat ensues*

by Peter K. February 19, 2004

Lithuania

You can find this pretty country in the centre of Europe. Lithuania is famous for making very delicious beer, hot girls and good basketball team.Although there are much more famous things but these 3 are the most important ones.
Lithuanians should thank for some nations (for example: for SSRS, Poland) for the breaking own Lithuanian's past.
The language of Lithuania is established as one of the most euphonious in the world.
Capital - Vilnius

English: I love you Lithuania, my Motherland!
The same in Lithuanian: As tave myliu Lietuva, Tevyne mano!

by axellis June 11, 2006

Lithuania

An ex-soviet state who hate Russia and will kick your ass in basketball. Also, they drink so much their digestive systems acid turns into mead. Don't fuck around with a Lithuanian. They are SUPER patriotic.

Person 1: Who the hell is that guy shooting half-courts whilst drinking beer!?
Person 2: He's Lithuanian.

by 69_Pawnshop_69 April 22, 2021

lechuza

1. Any elusive bird-like creature/spirit that terrorizes people, esp. at night.
2. A witch or "bruja" that has taken the form of such a creature.

A lechuza can appear at any time and any place, but these feathery spirits seem particularly prone to spread their wings and terrorize those who have consumed alcohol. Cars driving down lonely highways also seem a favorite target of lechuzas. Especially common in Mexico and the southwestern United States

!Ay Dios Mio, es una lechuza!

by Jimmy January 1, 2005