Van Lente Rape refers to when a character in fiction is raped. Said rape is later retconned to either not haviing been rape, or said rape being consensual. Gets it name when writer Fred Van Lent wrote a rape scene into The Amazing Spider-Man #605, and then due to backlash came out and said there was no rape, just some kissing on the kitchen floor.
Michelle Gonzales wasn't rape raped by the Chameleon, she was Van Lente raped by the Chameleon.
by PsychoSamurai May 14, 2010
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Noun 1.A play-on-words of the word nonchalant, which means apathetic towards lent
2.A really stupid reason for a stupid cunt named Korsekwinski to get you in trouble and steal your stuff
3.The feeling of apathy towards lent
1&2 That bitch yelled at me for making up noncha-lent!
3 This whole thing seems noncha-lent.
by Kat Monahandshake April 25, 2004
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One of the best ways to get out of something you don't want to do.

P.S. Only can be used for 40 days before easter.
"John, wanna go to the mall with me :D?" -Annoying ugly girl
"I gave it up for lent"-John
"Oh well in that case nevermind."-Annoying ugly girl

"Brian, take out the trash."-Your mom
"Sorry i gave it up for lent"-Brian
"Damn being a Christian -_-"-Your mom
by Coooooook March 11, 2011
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When you your girl sucks your dick like a Down syndrome patient sucking a lollipop.
you don’t have to suck my dick like a Down syndrome patience sucking a lollipop. You lent licking cock sucker
by alchemicwolf89 October 30, 2017
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A way to tell your friends you are giving something up. Able to be used even by the most heathen of us all.
Nathan: So are you going to go exercise today?
Jasmine: Hellz no, I gave that shit up like Lent!

or:

Jasmine: I love to obsessively tweet my friends, but when I'm backpacking, I'll have to give it up like Lent!
by tittiesprinkles January 28, 2009
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When you, as a heterosexual male, voluntarily abstain from sex.
Like,

"Dude, I'm on my sixth day of taco lent. I'm jerking off like crazy."
by Fresh Sminty March 9, 2014
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