cock length

unit of measurement which is 9 inches.
there are however local variations to this, the 9 inches quoted is generally recognised in England UK. but for example in Asia a cock lengtht is only recognised as 4 inches and in most African country's a cock length is claimed to be 11 inches but recent research (by my wife) shows this to be an exaggeration.

when wanting an 18 inch length of wood john shouted
"Richard pass me a piece of wood please"
"how long ?"
"about 2 cock lengths"

by breast inspector February 12, 2013

vagina length

an article of clothing that just passes the lower vagina region, often worn with wheelchair shoes

did you see that hipster in the vagina length t-shirt? you could totally see her bush

it's a little depressing it's so cold, since i can't wear my vagina length skirt

by vagina length miniskirt March 26, 2010

Bun length chili dog suprise

A scat fetish manuever in which one partner falls asleep facing down, and the other partner lays a long "log" down the ass crack between the two "buns". So awaken to a big "SUPRISE!" (a.k.a. Bun length)

Side note: Top it off with your parnters favorite condiments for added flare!

WOW! I awoke to find my girlfriend left me a "bun length chili dog suprise" Boy do I love her!!!

by Lokiikol May 31, 2010

love length

Slang word for a man's penis

He stuck his love length inside her hairy muff

by Random Hero March 2, 2005

getting a length from

By using the idea that a manhood has 'length', then this unit of measurement can be used to describe the act of sexual intercourse in terms of the number of 'lengths' used in the act.
To 'get a length from' someone would be receiving sexual action.
this can be expanded to getting yards based on the fact that most lengths are measured in inches.

"I've been getting a length from that hot bloke I met at the nightclub last week"

"did you hear that Susan has been getting a length from Tom?"

by wazgilbert May 4, 2008

Full length

British slang defining the result when one manages to get rid of the entire contents of their rectal passage in one go, without splitting the fecal matter in any place or having to do 'seconds' (where there is more than one log).

"Scott managed to squeeze off a full length on Monday."

by Stuart Fletcher November 1, 2004

douche length

The spacing between vehicles , when you are trying to pull into traffic. It is approximately too close to pull out and too far apart for you to actually get to where you are going on time. ie. 1/2 to 3/4 of a Yugo car length.

15 trucks in a row, all going a douche length. Well might as well settle down until the incest pride parade goes past.

by benthenry April 3, 2015