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Langdong

A very large example of a male’s genitalia.

A Langdong can be used in many ways, one way is to prank your gay friend by sliding it across the floor like a slimy snake, while others include partaking in toilet cleaning and the bathroom bang.
Not to be confused with the, equally enormous, Langdon.
Adam: My Mandingo has been feeling long this week.
James: It may be transitioning into a Langdong. I have to put mine down my trouser leg to hide it, but it still sticks out a bit at the bottom
Adam: Oh wow, I heard that a Langdon is perfect for doing the Big Papi, at least that’s what Bailey and Edward told me.
by Langdon Fertility Clinic September 22, 2020
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Lengo

Lengo is an excellent friend,one of the funniest people you will find and can always cheer you up. Lengo is one of the best people you will ever find,something like a soulmate,a very clever,good at anything she does,and very artistic one.
Lengo wrote this song called "the fisher" and it is amazing because she is clearly very talented!

Lengo always understands me!
by Billnephew November 20, 2021
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tate langdon

A hottie that committed a mass sh0oting back in '94. This event was inspired by the Columbine Sh0oters.
"Damn bro, Tate Langdon is so fucking hot but so messed up what the fuck"
by ilovehadiyamywifey<3 October 6, 2022
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longdong

a big ass penis

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by Anonymous March 6, 2003
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Langdon

A beautiful bitch that deserves all the love and happiness in the world. He may be a weeb and kind of a dick at times but i genuinely care for him and if anything bad happens to him what/whoever caused that would have hell to pay. His voice is so fucking hot and he's so fucking talented. Even when im having really bad days, talking to him makes me feel better almost instantly.
Langdon is like, one of my best friends and idk what I'd do without him. Love u bih
by IdkBees? December 24, 2018
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Langdon

i. Cup of Coffee

ii. One who resembles a tan wiener, penis, or johnson.
i. "Baby, get daddy a cup of that hot langdon"

ii. "Look at all those langdons waiting in line at the tanning salon"
by Dubious July 28, 2012
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Longdog

A very long dog which has a ravenous tinge about it.
Longdog Kibamaru is very long and always hungry.
by Suferman January 2, 2009
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