legal limit

referring to the legal limit of alcohol allowed in your body before being legally intoxicated and unable to drive. Most U.S. states this means .08%.
to put it into perspective, this means roughly 3 shots of 35% alcohol in one hour for a person weighing 120 LBS.

Sarah was pulled over by a cop on the parkway and after giving her a breathalyzer test he found she was guilty of driving under the influence and double the legal limit.

by yourjealousy February 6, 2007

Legal Harassment

Getting sued to death after divorcing an extraordinarily wealthy pit bull. And it's perfectly legal.

Pit Bull: Have my children ready by 5.
Indigent divorcee: OK
Pit Bull's secretary @ 6:15: Mr. Bull is just concluding another hostile takeover; his ETA is now 6:30
Indigent divorcee: OK, but the kids are already famished. I will tide them over with some snacks.
Pit Bull finally shows @ 8:30: Bring me my children.
Indigent divorcee: I just tucked them in.... if you're quiet...
Pit Bull: YOU'RE REFUSING ME CONTACT WITH MY CHILDREN!! <kicks garbage can> I'M DOCUMENTING YOUR NONCOMPLIANCE & HAULING YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO COURT!!
Indigent divorcee: That's legal harassment!
Pit Bull: So sue me. <grin>

Innocent children: Daddy! We waited all night for you!
Pit Bull: Mommy got a little confused again about the time...
Innocent children: Yeah, she made our friends go home really early and didn't feed us dinner until really late!

by indigent divorcee January 6, 2012

legal glitch

When a wealthy and powerful person’s sentence is vacated for one reason or another when a well-funded legal team ferrets out some previously unknown needle-in-a-haystack detail that successfully frees the guilty party.

Bill Cosby’s release from prison, barely three years into his term, is a prime example of someone getting their freedom back thanks to a legal glitch.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2021

Legalized prostitution

When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.

"How was your weekend?"
"Legalized prostitution bit me in the ass again, same old, same old."

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

Legay James

This term was originally deemed a nickname for Lebron James after he and his homo friends Chirs Bosh and Dwyane Wade fell madly in love with one another. The trio combined are know by their self proclaimed code name The BBB (Beach Butt Buddies). A person that is gay in nature, yet they are so blissful in nature they feel as if it is ok to be openly gay and join there male partners on a beach in Miami to celebrate the fact that they will not longer have to travel to see each other.

Wade: Hey Lebron I like ur huge black stick.
Bosh: Hey Lebron lets shower toghter.
Lebron: Hey I amLegay James am i not?
Wade: Good Lebron I love gay man, cuz i am one.
Bosh: Oh Lebron i cant wait to shower with you in the locker room.
Lebron: Yes i am Legay James after all, now i can be openly gay and we share our gay powers to make the NBA even more boring then it already is.

by KB24isKING August 17, 2010

rarely legal

Ordering a steak, burger, or other meat product as rare as legally allowed by health codes.

I take my steaks rarely legal because I don't want the flavor cooked out.

by VRDemont May 9, 2011

Marijuana Legalization

The essential struggle for millions of today's people. There are pros and cons to legalizing marijuana, but when weighed against each other the legal marijuana always wins. One of the biggest benefits, in my opinion, is the fact that people will not have to buy weed from gangs, and terrorists. Plus the fact that we as a country (which is a term forgotten these days) will make billions every year in taxes and commerce. This is a time where all current methods of making money are exhausted and only those who can look at the big picture and make decisions will survive. The biggest disadvantage that I can think of is that the population as a whole will probably become even more obese. That's a matter of personal responsibility( another term people forgot)

Me: Dude, did you hear? Marijuana Legalization finally went through!

Some Guy: *Head-a-Splode*

by whats popping? May 4, 2010