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left-handed cheese straightener

1. A complicated-seeming gadget, the purpose of which is nonexistent or difficult to discern. Popularized by comedian George Carlin in a skit where he explained that only in America was the patent for a left-handed cheese straightener already taken.

2. Something odd that can only be found in America.
Person 1: What the #$%&@ is that jumble of levers and pulleys supposed to be?
Person 2: Why, it must be a left-handed cheese straightener!
by Mlle. Plath April 2, 2006
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Left Handed Sandbag

Used when your talking to your homies about something sexual with a girl that you can’t specify.
“Yo Hailey gave me a left handed sandbag last night.”
by East bound jit March 20, 2021
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Left Handed Daphne

Left Handed Daphne means vagina; whore with a deep vagina.
"All my coworkers are left handed daphnes"
by bigmouthfacts May 19, 2023
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left handed hijack

This is a procedure that involves stealing a persons mouse. To accomplish this, a person needs to be distracted, while another person to the right of him/her grabs the mouse with their left hand and closes whatever window was open.
Doug: What the hell joe, where did my web browser go?

Joe: Left handed hijack!
by Cracka McTastic March 1, 2005
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left handed Spaniard

An unknown sexual act performed by a man or a woman which includes the use of the left hand.
My girlfriend gave me a left handed Spaniard last night. Not sure exactly what it was or what she did but it was great.
by Uncle Dewey June 13, 2008
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left-handed batsman

A cricket term, to denote a man who bats a different way to the traditional right-handed stance.

A gay man, an uphill gardener.
That George Michael, he must be with the Laras, Gilchrists and Gangulys of this world. He's definitely a left-handed batsman!
by Sumo December 14, 2006
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left-handed jews

Although it is a well known fact that lefties give the best falatio. Resent studies have found that left-handed jews give the ultimate head. Lefties are exellent, but this doesnt hold true for rightie jewish women, they use their teeth or have braces with the little hooks... ouch...
dude, not the righties, go for the left-handed jews!
by theinspector June 18, 2008
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