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lafferty

A preferred bathroom of choice in a familiar environment (usually workplace) which is either further away than the designated bathroom intended to be used or off-limits for any reason such as gender. Often the journey to any lafferty involves clandestine tactics to avoid suspicions of those who have that bathroom rightfully designated to them.

When referring to a known majority preference amongst a group then it is referenced as "the lafferty"; otherwise, the possessive form "my lafferty" would be used.
Matt: Where are you off to so quickly?
Ian: Trying to sneak by the girl at the front desk so I can spend a few minutes in the lafferty. Do me a favor and explode something while I run by?
by mikethechoder June 12, 2010
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Lefferts

1. A fat waste of life who succeeds at nothing but wasting valuable natural resources.
2. The unpopular kid who is kicked off the shcool elections ballot because his posters "mock everything the administration has worked so hard to set up."
3. An 11th grader who does absolutely nothing in Physics class, but proceeds to ace every single fucking test.
4. A Scapegoat
Teacher: "What was that loud banging?"
Class: "LEFFERTS!"
by Jonnadiah December 13, 2004
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Maple-Leafer

To literally mean to Fuck or be a fucker.

Usually applied when someone is being a fucker, fucking, or just the plain fuck.

It can be used as a verb, describing the action.
Ex:

"Hey yo man, don't be such a maple-leafer!''

"Imma maple-leaf that bitch, cuz she stole may cookies."

Man 1 - "What is Mark doing?"

Man 2 - "Oh nothing. Just maple-leafing that hot chick from the bar!"

Man 1 - "Nice!"
by Feng Ye May 1, 2010
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Lefter

It just means Left but its funner to say it this way.
And then you take a lefter here.

The icon would be lefter of the screen
by Max August 7, 2004
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Leffe Blumpkin Smash Up

The art of downing several pints of Leffe whilst receiving a Blumpkin in the company of friends.

As mastered by the product control massive (T.C)
Out on the smash and offered a blumpkin i couldn't refuse so it turned into a Leffe Blumpkin Smash Up
by .........2 October 28, 2007
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Leffe Frank

A wellknown Swedish bum, drugdealer, mackedonken-robber who has his origins back in Solna.
When not crashing in his brothers apartment he used to roam the streets either drunk or high. Usually both.

He made a great fortune by playing horses a few times, but as fast the money came in, the faster they disapeared in shady dealings.

Today, Leffe a.k.a Frank the Tank is nowhere to be found.

Alot of newspapers has tried to contact him, but with no luck.

An Actual reward was set for 5.000.000 SEK in 2004 to anyone that could find him, or bring one of his shoes to the local policedepartement, wich was easily recoginezed by the FRANK GOES PIMP gold-mark printed on the sole.

Frank also goes under a variety of nicknames, such as:

Frank the Tank
Frankie Fourfingers
Leffe
That guy on the mug-shot is Frank!
Frank just stole my VISA!
Where is Frank?
Frank always plays on bw-account, it wasnt me!
by Fredrik Akeson December 20, 2004
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smuggling a lefferts

to have a sudden erection
by TheDude Withaplan February 23, 2011
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