Led Zeppelin is unquestionably the single greatest band of all time. Robert Plant's fantastic vocals, Jimmy Page's amazing and insane guitar solos reaching from a far eastern influence to southern blues, John Bonham's amazing drum's, particularly on Moby Dick, and John Paul Jone's fantastic keyboard & bass playing.
To you haters: You probably spend your days plowing goats, Led Zeppelin is one of the most influential hard rock bands of all time. Fuck you. You're just jealous that you have no fucking talent and are a bunch of fucking posers. Go listen to your fucking rap (which isn't fucking music) and masturbate to pictures of spongebob.
To you haters: You probably spend your days plowing goats, Led Zeppelin is one of the most influential hard rock bands of all time. Fuck you. You're just jealous that you have no fucking talent and are a bunch of fucking posers. Go listen to your fucking rap (which isn't fucking music) and masturbate to pictures of spongebob.
by psas September 08, 2009
by Mr. GS December 28, 2004
One of the three greatest rock bands ever, along with the Beatles and Pink Floyd. Led Zeppelin consisted of Jimmy Page (Guitar), Robert Plant (Vocals), John Paul Jones (Bass) and John Bonham (Drums). They created some of the most influential music of the past fifty years, including Stairway to Heaven, which is considered by many to be the single greatest rock and roll song ever. The band broke up in 1980 following Bonham's death caused by his asphyxiation on his own vomit due to alcohol poisoning. They are still very popular today and are still commonly "discovered" and listened to by modern teenagers.
Contemporary Loser: "Dude, Blink rocks!"
Enlightened Listener: "You're a dumbass. Blink sucks. Led Zeppelin is the shit."
Enlightened Listener: "You're a dumbass. Blink sucks. Led Zeppelin is the shit."
by ClassicsRock September 04, 2006
See Bitchslap God Pwnage
1. The guy above me is an idiot and needs to shut the hell up.
2. Led Zeppelin owns you.
3. Nobody can step to Zep
4. If you disagree, you are wrong
1. The guy above me is an idiot and needs to shut the hell up.
2. Led Zeppelin owns you.
3. Nobody can step to Zep
4. If you disagree, you are wrong
Led Zeppelin kicks your bands ass
(excluding the obvious other classic rock bands that need not be named)
(excluding the obvious other classic rock bands that need not be named)
by contra December 01, 2004
Led Zep is arguably one of the greatest rock bands of all time. Poignant lyrics and killer guitar riffs made the band great. While it may be true that they 'stole' some melodies from lesser known blues performers, but all music must come from some where. People take inspiration from great music, so these lesser known artists should be flattered. Led Zep paved the way for all that was to come after, and erased all that went before. A truly genius band and contrary to what other definitions might state, all ages still enjoy their music. I've been a fan since I was 13 and stumbled upon a poster at a car bootsale that depicted them. Townies and similar illiterate scum may not appreciate them, but what do you expecy from a life form stupider than ameobes. At least ameobes are interesting.
Absolutely no example needed.
by A Metaphor for Paranoia January 07, 2005
A band that people "love" just because they have heard Stairway, Black Dog, and other popular songs.
by Anonymous October 14, 2003
It is not spelled Led Zepplin
by Jeydehn November 28, 2004