A creature that has an extremely attractive younger sister. This creatures main defensive/offensive maneuver is the quick, but deadly 'shin kick'. It is known to dispense bricks on command. Be sure not to play the doctor who theme around this creature, or it will become enraged. 'Shin kicking' will ensue. It is commonly found in the Sonoran desert.
Wow! You dispense bricks. You're a regular Lava Leyva!
Don't kick my shins! Are you some sorta Lava Leyva!
Guy 1: *Doctor Who Theme*
Guy 2: Stop or I'll ring your neck!
Guy 1: okay…Lava Leyva
Don't kick my shins! Are you some sorta Lava Leyva!
Guy 1: *Doctor Who Theme*
Guy 2: Stop or I'll ring your neck!
Guy 1: okay…Lava Leyva
by Zsaszrael October 15, 2016
Get the Lava Leyva mug.The condition tha occurs when eating something so damned spicy that it burns the anal tract. "Spicy in, spicy out". Also these symptoms will arise when eating bad food or ingesting items that have been in the refrigerator for way too long (i.e., leftovers from a restaurant that is now out of business).
Hey, I'm gonna enter that 100 hot wings eating contest. Dude, you are so gonna get lava butt. Yea, but I'll win $100.
I didn't think the Christmas casserole went bad, but I ended up with a real bad case of lava butt.
I didn't think the Christmas casserole went bad, but I ended up with a real bad case of lava butt.
by piratemaxx February 15, 2009
Get the lava butt mug.Bill: Man I've been so sick the last 3 days. The other day I did a fart in bed and the next thing I know there's a steaming puddle of fart lava on the sheets
Ben: wtf? who r u!
Ben: wtf? who r u!
by aussiemandias September 12, 2009
Get the Fart Lava mug.A serious fecal disorder. Usually happens to people after eating Mexican Cuisine. Using too much hot sauce, or holding in your shit all day.
When you have lava shits, you may experience some or all of the following:
1. A bad stomach ache.
2. Having chunky, liquid poop.
3. Said poop burns your asshole.
4. It all comes out at once, or takes forever.
5. It goes on all day.
When you have lava shits, you may experience some or all of the following:
1. A bad stomach ache.
2. Having chunky, liquid poop.
3. Said poop burns your asshole.
4. It all comes out at once, or takes forever.
5. It goes on all day.
Say you're on the phone with somebody you know. For the sake of argument, we'll call Girl A 'Melissa' and Boy A 'John'.
John: Melissa, are you there?
-----no response from Melissa------
John: Melissa?! ANSWER ME PLEASE! I AM GOING TO DIE!
-----still no response-----
--gunshots--
John killed himself, because he thought Melissa was ignoring him. When in reality, she had the lava shits and laid the phone down. John's life could have been saved, if Melissa wasn't so ashamed of having lava shit and just told him about it.
Moral of story: When you have lava shits, tell everyone.
John: Melissa, are you there?
-----no response from Melissa------
John: Melissa?! ANSWER ME PLEASE! I AM GOING TO DIE!
-----still no response-----
--gunshots--
John killed himself, because he thought Melissa was ignoring him. When in reality, she had the lava shits and laid the phone down. John's life could have been saved, if Melissa wasn't so ashamed of having lava shit and just told him about it.
Moral of story: When you have lava shits, tell everyone.
by Trace the Master March 4, 2009
Get the Lava Shits mug.1. A multiplayer game in which one person yells, "The floor is lava!" and all other players must comply and find higher ground to get to. Anywhere but the floor is safe and if players stay on the floor, then they are painfully burned to death. The floor becomes safe only when the player that called "lava" recalls that the floor has solidified and is safe to walk upon.
2. An utterance that causes absolute havoc when shouted. The equivalent of yelling "Fire" in a crowded theater, but perfectly legal and much more fun.
2. An utterance that causes absolute havoc when shouted. The equivalent of yelling "Fire" in a crowded theater, but perfectly legal and much more fun.
"When my friend yelled the floor is lava, I jumped on top of him to save myself and he burned to death."
by Bill Cosby's son, Bill Cosby November 23, 2007
Get the The Floor is Lava mug.A phrase to remind women that, much like the boogey man, Duane & BrandO are lurking under their beds, in their closets, and -mainly- in the lava known as carpet.
1) "The carpet is lava, bitch!"
2) "You'd better watch your step, Ashleigh. You know the carpet is lava..."
3) You should probably vacuum the lava some time. It's looking pretty carpety.
2) "You'd better watch your step, Ashleigh. You know the carpet is lava..."
3) You should probably vacuum the lava some time. It's looking pretty carpety.
by dishesdoer August 27, 2009
Get the The Carpet Is Lava mug.Lavar ball is a loud mouth fat man who thinks he would destroy Michael Jordan in a 1v1. His sons lonzo, liangelo, and lamelo are probably the most Unorthodoxed basketball players of all time, but somehow they are very good. Lavar ball takes full responsibility of this. Claims to be the best basketball player of all time. Averaged 2.2 points per game in college, claims oldest son lonzo is better than 2 time MVP Stephen Curry of the Golden State Warriors. Wants to play Hall of famer Charles Barkley, then tells him to stay behind his desk at TNT and eat donuts. Claims his son lamelo is better than Jesus Christ at basketball.
by Nikkideez March 15, 2017
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