Lehigh University

Lehigh is a preppy, eastern PA school for rich kids from Jersey, NY, and Connecticutt. The Uniform is pastel colored Polos, Audis, and Livestrong Bracelets. If you don't have dark, worn-in jeans and a North Face fleece you don't belong. These Metrosexuals can kiss my fucking ass. Classes are irrelevant most of these kids could fail a special olympic spelling bee. Beruit or simply "Ruit" is the thursday through Saturday ritual. The Hill boasts drinking parties for preppy frat fuckers and bitchy sorostitutes. Going to one of these places is the best way to get laid. People come here to drink on mommy and daddys coin for 4+ years. If your here for sports or an education, your waisting your life. Belligerence and debauchery make up and ideal Friday night. Girls to Guys its 4:6 and many are fatties, wear too much makeup or stroll to class in ugly sweats to cover up their freshman 15. Only a few hotties so wait till they're drunk and slutty to get some. Winter brings car accidents for morons who think they're indestructible in their BMW 325xi's with Jersey plates. Haha.

Typical Mon-Wed: Irrelevant
Typical Thursday night: Drink beer somewhere, wake up somewhere, go to class fhungover or don't go
Typical Friday night: Drink Beer somewhere: Get a few hours sleep, then morning cocktails, then tailgates, skip the game to prep for saturday night.
Typical Saturday night: Drink all night sleep all sunday.

by Drunkasauraussrex October 25, 2004

Lehigh Valley

The third-largest metropolitan in the state of Pennsylvania, as it is known by non-Lehigh Valley residents. It consists of the cities of Allentown, Bethlehem, and Easton located in Lehigh and Northampton counties. Scrape off the gloss and it is in fact a TIME WARP. It is a place where conservative, WASPY middle-aged residents inhabit as well as younger parents with children go to raise families and clog the roads with their horrendous driving skills. The area has gained attention in recent years, as evidenced by a new casino in Bethlehem and the Promenade Shops at Saucon Valley. Yet in spite of these progressive improvements, people here are stuck in the 1950's and firmly resist change. Perhaps thats due to the fact that there are so many old people as well as gun-loving, pickup-driving hicks who think that the Gap is upscale shopping. The speed limits are set far to low as way of accommodating the slow drivers who can't merge to save their lives. Travel guides and tourism agencies boast its "proximity" to Philadelphia and New York City however there is no meaningful connection to either of those places whatsoever. The Lehigh Valley disguises itself as a peaceful middle ground between the more expensive metropolitan areas found to its south and east, when really it is just like any other decaying, Rust Belt place in Pennsylvania. People who choose to live here think that the "Valley" is the best place on earth. Don't buy into it. Move somewhere else.

Mike: "So where are you from?"
Ted: "The Lehigh Valley"
Mike: "Oh. I live in Bucks County which is ten times better and a hell of a lot closer to Philadelphia".
Ted: "Actually, I love where I live. Being surrounded by white, Republican NRA members is a blast!"

by aquarius32 December 24, 2009

Lehigh Acres

1. a growing suburban town of Ft. Myers, Florida.

2. birth place of the Piff Squad

where u live?

Lehigh Acres

wat the fuck is that??

by Kirbym May 20, 2007

Lehigh

To pretend to be on a college visit at Lehigh University in hopes of having secretive homosexual intercourse.

Person 1: I hear Jude and Mike are on a college visit to Lehigh University.

Person 2: Not actually...they're Lehighing.
Person 1: What? Like the University?

Person 2: They're Lehighing each other...they're pretending to be on a college visit, but they're secretly having gay sex.

by Sgt. Angel October 20, 2009

lehigh female

A female from Lehigh who always complains, always claiming men ain't Shit, lying. Oh and the most important one, unfaithful 🤦🏽 ♂️

Lehigh females ain't shit

by Agizzy60 June 19, 2017

Northern Lehigh Graduate

student who spent some years at Northern Lehigh High School and went over to actually really graduate at Northampton Area Senior High School. Students that seemingly express graduation out of honesty and dignity are considered actual, nonfourged graduates. Opposed to a fourged Northern Lehigh Graduate is one who went through with, the fake northern lehigh, they whom stole their name from Walnutport, Northampton County, Never Lacking self discipline, never minority, never behave ravagely and willl not expose themself to acts of obaminableness in the world becoming as opposed to northern lehigh. Pennsylvanians

The Northern Lehigh Graduates include, Tyler Benzaro, katie smithfield, Ashley Keeds, Carmen Neidsro, Courtny Mitka, Tiffany houser, Catherine Gouzzy and Philip Rengerdo.

The Northern Lehigh Graduates saved the meaning of Graduate for Northern Lehigh through completing all years in school fair and proper..

by valleygirlmuatoday May 23, 2010

Northern Lehigh

OBSESSED

Poking nose for 20 yrs. Disturbing the peace repeatedly.

When you smile like a phoneacian watching a baby being burned in a fire.

Schizo cult.

Crazy makers. (Facts) Mentally ill. Neo nazism? Zersetzung? Voyerism? No one wants to know. But there is evidense, like dead animal wrapped in red cloth. (Facts)

To find Ktrna casing ur house, tell 5 ppl & leave it. They tell her sisters fiening friends.

Inbreds shit in your mouth, smile, then burn you. You only got wind of them for a second.

Lying. Leaving nonsensical note with grass and blood stains, crunkled and ripped. Break windows with corncobs. Believe u r right to do that. Laugh. Believing in your grandiosity.

Breaking in homes. Destroy cabinets and doors. Believing you had every right to do that. Stealing underwear. Believing that is ok to do. Breaking outdoor lanterns. Rape tantrums Vandalising driveways with buckets of paint. Totally legal. Vandalising a shed with a :) and hooked up a noose.

Laughing in fits of rage with ur demons. In need of rehab, but justify everything in schizo. Yelled at to stfu and gtfo of others yards. You belong in a mental hospital, better a state penitention. Breaking cameras. Avoid jail and have cokeheads on back up. You need CORRUPT RAPIST tattooed on your head.

Grossly disturbed, psycho, delusioned, grandiose, hallucinating, psychosexual, manic, overwhelmed with feelings, thieving. Rapist. .

Creepy men from Northern Lehigh hunt victim on and offline, smiling.

by Ok ew March 17, 2024