Layton Salyers

A bitch, he’s Bryson’s bestfriend. But he can be a real bitch sometimes. |:(

You - Do you know Layton Salyers?

Me - Yep
You - Who Is He?
Me - A pain in the ass.

by Mistiful September 5, 2021

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Layton/simp

Usually someone with a very small dick that thinks they’re slick by talking to more than one girl at once and telling every girl he talks to how hot he reckons they are but he’s really just a big phat pussy that doesn’t know how to treat girls or have a relationship so when he’s in one he usually makes really dumb excuses to get out of it because he’s a real frigit. Has a really UGLY laugh. And they’re only friend is probably gay and has a phat crush on them. He’s a SIMP and always choose hoes before bro’s, when he really has no hoes and everyone Just talks shit about him but he’ll never know because he’s a phat narcissist and is obsessed with himself. is an ugly mf that really needs a tan. also they will never get pussy so have fun dying a virgin with your one inch wonder .

“Layton/simp texted me last night, yuck”
“Omg Layton/simp played me AGAIN”
“Layton/simp is such a simp”

by Bujjvgfhiikjugddyukk April 26, 2020

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Layton Kramer

A small little cunt

He's a Layton Kramer

by Vtdghckgychckfhckvchi hfiyrsi April 19, 2018

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layton mitchell

He's a man with a long penis and is fantastic in bed. He's loving and a little shy and has a caring heart. If you meet a layton mitchell then keep him

That man is a true layton mitchell

by Jeffrey Thompson February 6, 2015

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