paul landi

the action of a piece of poo dangling from the anus onto someones anus then peeing inside their eyelids and laugh at their pain

i totally just Paul Landi'd my girl las night, it was sweet

by Shadester December 22, 2014

Wee landy bit

Scottish slang to refer to islands.

Jeff was out spacklin a beast of a wall on that wee landy bit in the bay.

by Ted Mosby's hair April 27, 2019

Landy

The inability to get it up one night

"Did you sleep with her?" "No mate, I got a Landy"

by Lordyyyyyyyyy February 25, 2022

Landy

Somebody who cries and takes landscape pictures

Boy : “ what’s wrong with him “
Boy 2 : “ He’s just pulling a Landy “

by DeanoInit June 08, 2021

Landy

A large but packing young fellow that attracts many young females. Biv lishop is amongst the many women that fall for landys charming ways. He is strapping a 20 inch sword that can not only help attracting females but can be helpful in the fields too.

Girl 1: I have shagged landy

Girl 2:Same

by Anonymous69420123 November 25, 2021

Landi

A lady who is too much. Used when someone annoys/mistreats you or your loved ones.

Rakhi landi it taking up too much screenspace with her over the top expressions.

by July 15, 2024

Landi

An influencer who sets a bad example to their audience. A bad influence, also can be termed a disgrace

Did you hear about the elementary school teacher who was smoking in the classroom? She's such a Landi.

by BrawlStarsForever July 17, 2021