Lingering booty

When you hook up with a girl right before you go on vacation so you don't need the booty while away.

Jim got lingering booty before he went up Florida with his family so he's good.

by E31221 December 18, 2016

lagging it

Taking your time to do something, usually getting ready to go out

Jeff: Just one more song bro, then I just gotta put a top on, find my keys and I'm good to go
Andrew: Quit lagging it out you wasteman
Jeff: Aight chill man, you know I'm the lagmeister what do you expect bro

by TheLagmeister3k February 7, 2017

Key lagging

Bad typing. When you have no spaces and random letters in some kind of text or IM.

Person One: jjjjjjjjjsdakkkkkkkk

Person Two: wtf?

Person One: Oops sry key lagging

by kingman212 January 12, 2011

Tactical lagging

The act of walking slower so that you may check out the ass of whomever is besides or behind you

I had to do some tactical lagging to get Stacy to walk in front of me so I could observe dat ass in peace

by Cap'n Derp September 25, 2016

Dick Laddering

To Dick ladder is to know you can't get to a cooler or more popular person so you befriend said person's friends to reach your goal of earning the cooler or popular person's trust/friendship.

Did you see Kyle he's Dick Laddering Jayden to get to Sawyer!

by RealEdgyMemer November 30, 2016

Lingering Limburger

A lingering limburger is a derogatory term for a silent-but-deadly fart, usually brought on by a poor diet.

Jane: what is that smell?
Mark: It's my lingering limburger.

by The Area 51 Guy November 8, 2010

Jaggering

When you're pissed in the boozer and you can't resist Keif's guitar licks. Generally swinging wildly while listening to the Stones.

Raoul, take 'Brown Sugar' off repeat and quit your Jaggering. Put some Whitney Houston on or something.

by Kevroeques August 1, 2011