Cow Lactation

The white, warm liquidy substance that is projected out of a female cow's udders when tenatively massaged (much like ejaculate). Many think cow lactation is healthy when drank for life, but really causes obesety and foul smelling odors. This is the most horrific way to describe milk.

What's even worse than the image cow lactation brings to one's mind is the image of thousands of different cow's lactation mixing and rubbing together in a "milk supply" truck.. FUCKING SICK.

Heather: Do we have any cow lactation to put into Gabi's cereal?

Brittany: *Vomits wildly all over Heather's freshly Pine Sol'd floor*

by Britt k May 02, 2008

lactating belch master

a person who is very good at rainbow six seige

the lactating belch master peeked and ace'd

by george droyd December 11, 2024

male lactation

When a male has milk coming out of his nipples.

Male 1: "hey dude squeeze your nipples for me"
Male 2: "holy crap i'm experiencing male lactation"

by ILoveToSuckOldDicks June 07, 2017

Lactating man

A friend that gets mad over offensive jokes or when you do stupid shit. And has the sense of humor of a woman.

"Wow what a Lactating man he sure is bitch."

by American Chicken October 27, 2019