Louis "Lapdancing" Gray

An emo-obsessed, lapdancing, icecubed, singer, with MAJOR WANGST... this boy is an adorable long-haired... weirdo. he is "SO TOTALLY EMO!"
*lurv*

US:"God Louis, you are so emo..."
Louis:"Dont Call me that, it makes me want to write a sad song..."
Us: "PIERCE YOUR NIPPLES!"
Louis: "But theyr'e hard..."

by Poetaetoe Face January 14, 2005

Lachanophobia

fear of broccoli, carrots, lettuce, beets and all the other fucking vegetables in the world.

Idiot: OMG THE POTATO WANTS TO KILL ME!
Sane: you don't have Lachanophobia Idiot don't be such a pussy.

by acowfrog July 21, 2009

Lachancin' it

When you lower your standards and have sex with someone that you would likely get an STD from.

"Look at that haggard chick Mark is hittin' on,"
"Yeah, He's totally lachancin' it tonight."

by PCHR December 19, 2008

landan

this is a quy that any qurl would chase down and love to call him hers and he would always fiqht for his qurl rather it was between life or death ; and is very sweet yet sensitive and the hair color is usually a dark brown and he is TALL thin sexy quy .... and they are RARELY found unatractive and has very dreamy eyes ....

damn is that landan yours i would tap that any day <3

by T.R.J January 2, 2010

laudanum

From the book The House of The Scorpion. A drug containing alcohol and opium. The opium being dissolved in the alcohol. Three drops of the laudanum can knock a human out for eight hours.

I got high off dat laudanum the other day.

by Vegeoku May 6, 2004

Louisville Lapdance

A lapdance from a stripper on the rag, leaving blood stain all over your white t-shirt. First used in the Chestnut Street establishments, circa January 2006. Use Shout and All with bleach to remove the remnants of the Louisville Lapdance.

The string should have tipped me off that the ho didn't have her shit clean. We was bump'n and grindin' and then I looked down and it looked like an autistic kid had fingerpainted my shirt dark red from my bellybutton to my dick. I asked for $20 back and slapped that bitch for giving me a Louisville Lapdance.

by Stained and Restrained February 15, 2006

Lackanooki

Lackanooki is the symptom men get after a couple of days without intercourse. The result is anger, frustration, stress, blue balls even attitudes. Men have a need to breed. Its almost unbearable at times yet treatable with that quick pull.

Dam yall I gots me lackanooki. My hoe hadn't givin me none in days yall.

by jonnyc1970 February 25, 2011