Lackanooki

Lackanooki is the symptom men get after a couple of days without intercourse. The result is anger, frustration, stress, blue balls even attitudes. Men have a need to breed. Its almost unbearable at times yet treatable with that quick pull.

Dam yall I gots me lackanooki. My hoe hadn't givin me none in days yall.

by jonnyc1970 February 25, 2011

Lackanookieitis

The mental disease contracted by not getting any poon over a long period of time. Symptoms include increased porn viewing and more frequent masturbation (yes, even more than usual).

Known Cures: Prostitutes, Single's Bars and Frat Parties.

After chokin' the chicken for the 5th time in one day, Ken realized he had contracted Lackanookieitis and consulted the local Prostitute for "help".

by Psycho-J November 23, 2004

lackanookie

a frequent and sometime fatal disease, its causes are lack of use of the male or female organs resulting in hairy palms and wheezing.

Caleb finds extreme discomfort between his legs due to lackanookie,

by MBN September 20, 2004

LACKANOOKIE

Translation from Hawaii. Lack of sexual activity aong males.

Im suffering from LACKANOOKIE.

by JIMBO October 08, 2003