"I just met this chick on the internet and we're gonna hook up."
Corrected with Law #3601
"I just met this dude on the internet and now I'm going to be anally raped."

Law #3601 by cytehntr05 August 19, 2007

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Law and Orgasm

Watching several Law and Order episodes in a row by channel surfing. Often several different channels have Law & Order episodes and they can be watched for hours without interruption.

I called in sick to work and now I am three hours into a Law and Orgasm.

Law and Orgasm by Greasy Corndog May 12, 2009

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Law and Order President

A new nickname for the 45th POTUS, chosen by the Trumpster himself, on the heels of some scary rioting in his own front yard, one week after the murder of George Floyd.

I still watch “Law and Order” reruns on TV although it’s been off the air since 2010; this show is like a law enforcement library in my head because it has 20 years worth of killer shows and I’ve learned some important shit and you know, I’m a fucking genius about everything really, so it should come as no surprise that as the Law and Order President, I know I gotta use teargas to shut down this dangerous peaceful protest!

Law and Order President by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2020

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Law of attraction

The belief that positive thoughts are magnets for positive life experiences and negative thoughts (i.e. the very cynical definition previously provided for this term) are magnets for negative life experiences.

Based on the law of attraction, if you have a specific desire and focus joyfully on that desire, it will be fulfilled.

Law of attraction by Abraham720 July 20, 2009

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