internet slang "laugh quietly to myself", used as a more literal for of "lol"
Jim: hey look at this man, he has cheese on his face and a ferret is kicking him on the left chin youtube / adamwrig

Adam: lqtm, that's quite funny

Jim: yeah i know, that's your mum

Adam: STFU!
by Adram September 5, 2009
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lqtm = laugh, or laughing quietly to myself. This is used in place of "lol" when your not actually laughing out loud.
(All on the internet)
Guy 1: Hey dude, why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: I dunno, why?
Guy 1: To get to the other side!
Guy 2: lqtm.
by RiceLlamas January 19, 2010
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laugh quietly to myself.

a way to say what you are really doing because you are never really laughing out loud.
person 1 : i just got dumped
person 2 : lqtm
person 1 : not funny!
person : yeah it is.
by cory the builderz May 21, 2010
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It means "Laugh Quietly To Myself." Better than lol because you don't actually Laugh OUT LOUD when you said it. You really laugh quietly to yourself.
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
SARAH
SARAH WHO?
SARAH REASON YOUR NOT LAUGHING?
HAHA LQTM!
by Matt g94 February 11, 2009
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Laughing quietly to myself. verb.
When you laugh really hard at something funny, but quietly to yourself.

Oh (insert your name here) you make me lqtm!
by Hulietta Dillon October 3, 2010
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short for "laughing quietly to myself"

made up by walker fickling
Bernardo:"Hey Janice! Guess what?!"
Janice:"What?"
Bernardo:"Poop balls!"
Jancice:"LQTM!"
by blake moseley June 6, 2007
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