The gods (lords) of the lesbians. They grant all the single lesbians a wife one day, if said lesbian prays every night to them. The lesbian lords are all the queens of the lesbians as well. They are superior to the normal lesbian. To be put into the Lesbian Lords you must be a lesbian who is devoted to women.
“Ugh! I wanna girlfriend so badly!”
“Have you prayed to the lesbian lords?”
“No? What’s that?”
“If you pray to the lesbian lords, they’ll grant you a wifey!”
“Have you prayed to the lesbian lords?”
“No? What’s that?”
“If you pray to the lesbian lords, they’ll grant you a wifey!”
by itsamarething07 July 3, 2020
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Girl: "I know she really gets me going!"
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