Lori

Lori Gongora known as icylorii is some anorexic girl who is known for pussying out fights and everyone hates her so her bestfriend aka Gen always has to defend her Lori exes are known for Wanting gen first but gen rejects them so Lori is always the 2nd option and takes the left overs she's known for dating this wannabe White thug named Billy roddy who was inlove with gen for years Lori is known for sucking dick for rides and known as wannabe Shakira and always lives in delusion and fantasy with things that arent true and was friends with some unknown pathetic guy named manny who would treat her like a slave she will let any guy treat her like a slave because she has daddy issues and she has a bad rep with 241 kappa and dusty and fredo they all said she's a no go and that she's a stalker and insane . She will blame others if just to look good and constantly lie when confronted

" Lori insane she think the whole world revolves around her " #mentallyill #varela #kendall

by Miamimayhem November 22, 2021

Lori

A girl who takes too many L’s. She also has pink nipples.

“Damn Lori you taking mad L’s. “

by bonbonscuteaf December 12, 2021

Lori

A lovely lady who loves piano, they love to spend time with their family and enjoys to ride their bikes.

Look at that awesome Lori!

by Bluberfish May 23, 2022

Lori

Basically she’s the greatest ray of fucking sunshine and happiness you could ever imagine, ok? Ok.

I wish my friend Lori was coming today… ):

by Urm0mbruh October 17, 2023

Lori

The biggest cunt ever created. Has no self awareness, self control, or respect for others. Will shit in your car if she eats anything but salad. Might make you need Xanax, to drink profusely, or speak words you have never spoken before. Tread carefully

Lori is a fucking psycho I can’t believe we work for her.

by Imstillhere23 December 1, 2023

Lori Loud

Lori Loud is a character from the Nickelodeon show “The Loud House.” Lori is the oldest child at 17 years old. She is very bossy towards her younger siblings, is obsessed with texting her boyfriend, Bobby, and has a bad habit of using the word “literally.” She has blonde hair, wears a blue tank top and light brown shorts, and white earrings.

Lori Loud is an absolute babe!

by Prettygirl_937 July 31, 2018

Lori Awesome 2.0

"Lori Awesome" has been updated to reflect the evolving, always improving, always progressing definition of what has come to be known as the highest level of awesomeness one can hope to achieve. Lori Awesome is and will forever continue to be the coolest of the cool, the bestest of the best, the most cutest of cute, and the funniest of funny. What HAS changed, and what will forever be fact, is that Lori Awesome is not just unattainable to most. It is also no longer something all people should strive for. The reason for this is because "Lori Awesome" has evolved to the point that it has become such a highly prestigious honor that it is now totally and completely unattainable to everyone not already considered "Lori Awesome". 

No longer will little girls dream of one day being like Lady Gaga or Taylor Swift. No longer will boys dream of one day dating Taylor Swift or Megan Fox. A person considered Lori Awesome trumps them all!

A person who is Lori Awesome has...
...creative hands for making charms, crocheting & sewing - Check!
...prolific skills at playing the guitar - Check!
...sweet-sounding singing voice like Snow White - Check!
...dazzling eyes that sparkle and shimmer like Ariel - Double Check!!
...a love for animals that is genuine and true - Check!
...a passionate heart that is full of energy and enthusiasm - Triple Check!!!

Lori Awesome - the perfect collection of attributes, harmoniously unified to produce the greatest level of awesomeness possible.

That concert you gave rocked! You're Lori Awesome 2.0!
Have a Lori Awesome 2.0 Day!!!

by Lmguitar October 13, 2011