e-lobotomy

An email that corrupts the frontal lobe of the brain to sever one or more nerve tracts, a technique used by upper management to verily confuse thier work force. Email that can diminish our analytical capacities, and rob us of the ability to synthesize various threads of data into one logical conclusion.

After reading that e-lobotomy I believe I have actually lost IQ points.

by Jay Pissle August 11, 2006

lobotomal Fuck

Having intercourse with the cranium of your partner so vigorously that they recieve a partial lobotomy.

Dude, I know you like it rough, but I think you did it too rough, I think you gave Sally a lobotomal fuck, she hasn't been the same since Friday.

by Lobotomizer March 11, 2007

lobotomy

a quick treatment for mental disorders that gets right to the point

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

by mandingoh December 10, 2004

technical lobotomy

The condition where you have so much of your life, knowledge, etc. on your smart phone and you subsequently lose/break it. Basically, half or more of your intellect disappears when your phone is disabled or lost.

Dude, I just lost my phone and I'm suffering from a technical lobotomy.

by cgoodric August 13, 2012

Sodomy Lobotomy

When one puts something so far up their arse that it hits the brain.

"Janice told me today that she wants try a sodomy lobotomy with the family broom."

by _Spooky_ January 22, 2020

cyber lobotomy

A lobomoty performed by satilights.

Hey i just got my cyber lobotomy, you should get one too.

by Irdjk June 20, 2021

reverse lobotomy

When some one stops being retarded

Oh I hope Ben had his reverse lobotomy he NEEDS to stop playin

by H-J the sequel May 1, 2023