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leave the yard

To write or say something particularly tasteless, offensive or out-of-touch without even realizing it. Originates from Deadspin's coverage of sports columnist Mark Whicker's piece about the wacky things that happened in the sports world while recently-found kidnapping victim Jaycee Dugard spent 18 years living in a shed.

Whicker signed off the piece with two of the worst sentences ever written: "Congratulations, Jaycee. You left the yard."
- Did you read that Bill Simmons column comparing Tiger Woods' sex scandal to Muhammad Ali refusing to fight in Vietnam?

- Yeah, he really did leave the yard on that one.
by leitchleech March 4, 2010
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Leave me Alone Boots

Boots that are worn to repel and/or discourage the interested from making come ons and requests to be bed-buddies. Designed to befunctional and boring. Very un-sexy

Worn by:

1) The VERY faithful girlfriend

2) The uninterested or uninteresting
Tom: Dude, guaranteed, tonight I'm gonna get with Kayla

Big D: No you're not. She's wearing Leave me Alone Boots. Best to leave her be

*later that night and 5 failed attemps later*

Tom: Dude you were right. I got right smacked on the last one.

Big D: You shoulda paid attention dude. Leave me Alone boots means Leave them Alone
by Te Rog October 16, 2008
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Leave the math to pidge.

An alternate way to express your suppressed feelings of love.
And Lance? Leave the math to pidge. :)
by WeHadABondingMoment July 9, 2018
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Sometimes, It's best to leave well enough alone.

the quote that Joseph Seed made when he was cuffed at the beginning of Far Cry 5.
by KusoIsGod May 26, 2019
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Lavender Town

A town in Pokemon Red, Blue, Yellow, Green, Gold, Silver, Crystal, Fire Red, Leaf Green, Heart Gold, and Soul Silver. It is the burial ground for dead Pokemon and has really creepy music in Pokemon Red, Blue, Yellow, Green, Fire Red, and Leaf Green. The music is happy in Gold, Silver, Crystal, Heart Gold, and Soul Silver because they replaced the burial grounds with a radio tower. An early version of the music in Red, Blue, Yellow, and Green caused Lavender Town Syndrome.
So I was Playing Pokemon Blue and when I got to Lavender Town I turned off my music because it was to freaky.
by mymyiliketoast July 3, 2011
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Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha)

This expression comes from Hebrew. Although it sounds very crude in English, it's not supposed to be. the expression "in your mother" (be-ima shkha, in Hebrew) means "please" (it is also used when someone tells you something great. It's a short for "do you swear in your mother?"). So this means that "leave me in your mother" means "leave me (alone) please".
Someone: Hey, c'mon, let's have another game!
You: Ohh... leave me in your mother...
by Kaiba Seto April 6, 2005
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Beard Leave

The act of taking a leave of absence from your place of work for the expressed purpose of growing a Beard...
*Non Bearded Man* "I'm taking a fortnight off to grow a Beard"

*Bearded Boss* "That's ok, I'll record is as Beard Leave"
by Vegas James September 27, 2011
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