Lifetime Achievement Award

The standard measurement for fun. The Lifetime Achievement Award is the highest form of fun achievable.

Kev: I went to a concert last night; it was so much fun!
Rae: But was it as fun as a Lifetime Achievement Award?
Kev: Of course not.

by a chiaroscuro soul February 20, 2009

"Lifetime movie bad"

One of the lowest critiques a movie can ever receive. Lifetime movie bad is commonly used to describe a movie that tackles "women's issues" with excess drama, mediocre actors, and a lame script, while the movie ends with a cliche "I live in the suburbs" ending.

Dude, "A Walk to Remember" was not even awful. It was "Lifetime movie bad".

by Illiterate children in February 17, 2008

lifetime movie

Misandristic propaganda potboiler films aimed at teaching women that all men are abusive rapists.

The protagonist usually is a female who wishes to escape from her drunken husband or a young adult who is kidnapped and raped.

There are many different lifetime movies, but all have a the same plot.

Person 1: Would you like to watch a lifetime movie?
Person 2: No, I have much better things to do.

by bikk April 25, 2010

lifetime ban

When the doorman or owner of a nightclub forces you to leave the premises and bars you from ever returning.

I'm not allowed in that club. They gave me a lifetime ban, after I knocked out the bouncer.

by Robertino October 16, 2005

Lifetime Channel

used to refer to someone having an incurable STD such as herpes, warts or HIV/AIDS.

"Dang shawty so sexy! Too bad I heard she got the Lifetime Channel"

by niKnak74 January 25, 2010

Lifetime Partner

Someone who will be your partner for the rest of your life, you will have the same sex and teh same cock forever.

Shannon and Rich are lifetime partners

by DaBomb July 10, 2003

Lifetime Scandinavian Triple

The feat of having sex with a Danish, a Swedish and a Norwegian girl over your life.

More difficult versions of these are the Scandinavian Triple and the Golden Scandinavian triple.

A Scandinavian triple is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities on successive nights.

A Golden Scandinavian Triple is achieved on having a foursome with the girls from the three Scandinavian Countries. A feat not achieved in recorded history so far.

I finally managed to complete my Lifetime Scandinavian Triple.

Well, finally, at least u managed it before Djokovic got his career Grand Slam.

by Atooooool March 30, 2016