Legally Asleep

When everyone thinks that you’re asleep, but you’re actually in a call with your friends.

“I’ll join once i’m legally asleep”

by M0ther Timeskips January 30, 2026

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Legally obtained backup

Another way of saying pirated console game.

1: My dad took my MW2 disc, so i've been playing with a legally obtained backup.
2: Legally obtained backup.. hmm....

by xXxEmoGiirliie666xXx April 28, 2025

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An unfortunate person who has just received a cure to autism by there mums being licked up on psychiatric drugs. After suffering at burth to there step mum and father putting there foot down on there balls to stop or suppress sexual hormones to emulate the inage of autism to gain powerpoibts and chances.

Dude 1: wow my balls dont hurt anymore and im horny.

Dude 2: whoa your left side is no longer wonky what happened your mum must have left the right nut drop.

Dude 1: nah man mums been locked up on respiridrone now shes the one thats legally autistic.

by Whitefeederwaveruiner December 10, 2025

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Completely Legally

Completely Illegally. Torrented or pirated off of a site.

Hey man, I just got Bioshock 3!" "But that's not out for another month!" "I got it Completely Legally." "Sweet, man, help me get it!

by Mark Gorton April 10, 2011

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Those legally mandated

50,000,000 in defense of those affected by the fentanyl epidemic and vulnerable will defend with needed force in any confrontation best with letters and chaos

Those legally mandated mandatorily engage

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022

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