(Informal) to urinate, to piss, relieve oneself. (Crude. Use caution with the topic. Usually in reference to a male.) I gotta take a leak. Man, it felt so good to finally take a leak.
by Fearless Freddie July 17, 2014

An upcoming internet socialite who works hard to entertain and please his viewers/followers. He's humorous, bona fide, and makes great content!
"Martice Leak? Oh! That one guy whose got a YouTube channel that's worth the subscription and support, he's a cool dude." 😋
by Kittyx0 June 6, 2018

by JadenLmao December 31, 2016

When you just finished busting a fat nut with the help of your phone and then having to piss right after. The piss does not come out easily thanks to that excess nut leaving you with a blocked leak.
Joey: "Dude!! How long is it taking Brandon to piss!!"
Aaron: " He was probably beating his meat and then started suffering from blocked leak again. It always happens with him."
Aaron: " He was probably beating his meat and then started suffering from blocked leak again. It always happens with him."
by iLiterallydonotmisslmaoooo July 21, 2017

by cwall September 9, 2005

The discharge in the form of a watery substance or a movement of the bowles which causes unexpected leakage from the anus, both resulting in a awful skanking smell
What's that smell?? Is that you Jamie? Yes sorry my anus leaking, its a problem with the lady's, they leave me when they find out
by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

John: Isn't that the fourth time Bob's gone to take a leak in the last hour?
Jane: More like fake a leak, am I right?
Jane: More like fake a leak, am I right?
by Sofia (ms: /lulzayakii) July 10, 2010
