When a woman with a fatherless child tries to get a new guy to be the new father within a few weeks of dating. He's getting 'fast-laned' into a family he didn't start.
"Mikey's only been with her a month and the kid's calling him 'Dad'. I think he's getting fast-laned!"
by Swarmpi04 November 9, 2014
Get the fast-laned mug.In sport fishing: When one of your "buddies" steals a fish you were trying to catch by rudely casting their bait in the same spot as yours. By luck they hook and land the fish that was destined for your bait.
Generic definition: An asshole that steals the glory from the person who did all the work.
Generic definition: An asshole that steals the glory from the person who did all the work.
Scott made the perfect cast to catch that musky, but Chris landeruded him by casting in the same spot and caught it first.
by Websters new August 7, 2014
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I hope I don't get busted by the State Bar for Landerholming, but I really needed that extra slush money for my trip to France.
by Lo lo rabbit January 22, 2020
Get the Landerholming mug.1. The act of purposefully passing or discharging urine into ones own pants to prevent jeopardizing the energy levels of a party or gathering.
2. A selfless act in which a person urinates themselves in the middle of an intense drinking game to avoid jeopardizing a hot streak.
3. Urinating yourself in a bar due to an atrocious line at the men’s restroom.
Disclaimer: It is not socially acceptable for a woman to attempt this maneuver.
2. A selfless act in which a person urinates themselves in the middle of an intense drinking game to avoid jeopardizing a hot streak.
3. Urinating yourself in a bar due to an atrocious line at the men’s restroom.
Disclaimer: It is not socially acceptable for a woman to attempt this maneuver.
by Lord Berling July 28, 2007
Get the dry lander mug.A name given to those who "land" on a lot of women. To be more specific, as much as every single woman in existence.
Man 1: Lander really lives by his name! He has slept with every single girl on earth!
Man 2: On earth? Rumours tell that he'll be "landing" on Mars soon!
Man 1:Well, he has my blessing. That guy has one hell of an endurance.
Man 2: On earth? Rumours tell that he'll be "landing" on Mars soon!
Man 1:Well, he has my blessing. That guy has one hell of an endurance.
by Chainsaw_Vader June 21, 2011
Get the Lander mug.Billy: I was on Clemson -3 in the Orange Bowl but they ended up losing by 40! What the fuck happened?
John: Simple, you got Langed!
John: Simple, you got Langed!
by pleasedontfirelang January 7, 2012
Get the langed mug.A place for them real gangstas, only real niggas live here. We got them hoes, them cash, them swag. Fuck your fake town. Believe dat.
Dals Långed is the craziest town in Sweden, don't go there if you don't got a gang with weapons nigga.
This is a warzone.
Dals Långed is the craziest town in Sweden, don't go there if you don't got a gang with weapons nigga.
This is a warzone.
Example 1.
-Nigga you crazy, what the fuck.
-I'm from Dals Långed, I bust a cap in yo' ass nigga.
-Daaaamn.
Example 2.
-Ey homie, where them hoes at?
-They probably in Dals Långed.
-FUCK THEM LIL' CRACKERS.
-Nigga you crazy, what the fuck.
-I'm from Dals Långed, I bust a cap in yo' ass nigga.
-Daaaamn.
Example 2.
-Ey homie, where them hoes at?
-They probably in Dals Långed.
-FUCK THEM LIL' CRACKERS.
by A real nigga G February 8, 2013
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