by LandscapeDaSlumKing April 19, 2018

Amazing band, mainly found on YouTube, that you should all look up.
"Glances" is by far their best song.
"Glances" is by far their best song.
by only slightly June 21, 2010

A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.
Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!
by AdmiralSupreme November 8, 2020

Landscape is a genre of art that features natural scenery or elements, anywhere from mountains to beaches.
by cherryjam44 September 8, 2025

Hym "THAT'S WHAT YOUR RELIGION IS TRYING TO DO THOUGH, ISN'T IT!? Become the masters of the moral landscape. You're LITERALLY doing the thing you accuse the atheist of doing. The entire purpose of religion is that. Eating the forbidden fruit if that's how you're going interpret it."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024

Hey Nathan, your yard really looks like shit! You should of hired Green Touch Landscaping they take great care of my yard
by LawnMaster January 18, 2021

To get landscaped is when you lose by a lot and then make an even more embarrassing gaffe. Think Rudy Giuliani at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in PA.
by Ral Pie November 12, 2020
