Lafreniere

Someone who is pleased sexually by the act of eating large quantities of peanut butter. Quantitatively, it can be defined as someone who eats 5 or more pounds of peanut butter per week or approximately 60,00 Cal of peanut butter weekly. When tolerance levels to the euphoria of peanut butter consumption are too high, a lafreniere is know to literally inject straight creamy JIF peanut butter into their veins using large gauge hypodermic needles purchased from homeless street urchins. In desperate times, users will shoot up the lower quality crunchy peanut butter out of desperation which often leads to overdose due to the unregulated legume dosage.

Intrigued by a whimpering yet pleasurable moaning sound, I once peeked through the crack in the bathroom door and saw a lafreniere disrobe and slowly sink into a bathtub filled to the brim with peanut butter softly illuminated by the dancing flames of the candles perched along the bath's edge.

by merriamwebstersdictionary May 31, 2018

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Larne

Medium size town some 15 miles north of Belfast.

It's dull and boring.

Thousands go there everyday but find it better to get on the Ferry to Scotland to protect their sanity as any more than 15 minutes spent there can lead to suicide.

Larne, aaaagggghhhhhhhhhhhh...

by undisclosed desires November 27, 2010

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lafunga

A crassy and uncouth rascal. Used as an insult for usless and bumlike characters.

Stop pan-handeling and get a career you damned street lafunga.

by Syed Atif Safdar July 7, 2003

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Larnelled

When you get burned for HPV or other sexual disease...you've been larnelled.

Tanya: Omg, honey what's that on your pee-pee?

Rocky: Doc said it's a wart.

Tanya: OMG, you got Larnelledburnt

Rocky: No bitch, you got larnelled and now I got burnt.

by MadIgot Larnelled August 6, 2009

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