you only think I'm kidding

Also, "you only think I'm joking."

Phrase used after you say something that sounds unrealistic or exaggerated but is completely true.

Guy: I got six tickets in one afternoon.
Friend: haha (thinks he's exaggerating)
Guy: yeah, you only think I'm kidding.
friend: ...

by freakoftheweek September 16, 2009

just kidding

shit people say when they mean to say nevermind

Jack: The cafeteria's got burgers today.

Jack: Oh, just kidding, it's fucking salad.

by awbiscuits September 19, 2016

Keddingtons

A very dangerous group of garlic eating, comfrey drinking, goat riding MMA fighters. Keddington's are highly unpredictable, and should be handled with extreme caution. Consult your psychiatrist before associating with Keddingtons, and be sure to purchase life insurance. Avoid direct contact, as Keddingtons may cause severe shoulder irritation.

The Keddingtons lit me on fire once.

by Ketatlas April 17, 2015

kidding you not

just kidding

Dude; i saw an alien at the beach, like...kidding you not man!

by Jimena Lynn Blanco January 25, 2009

lol just kidding

Usually used when people aren't actually kidding but probably should be.

Awe man your mom's so hot I wanna tongue-punch her fart-box... Lol just kidding.

by Definerbater November 18, 2013

Kidding on the Square

I can see how you might think Al Franken had coined the expression if you had never heard it before, but it was an expression my mother when I was growing up -- and she died in 1984.

When Al picked up the tab for dinner he joked about me being a tightwad; I felt bad because I figured he was probably kidding on the square.

by PaulDee March 24, 2004

i'm just kidding

Joking. That's all.

Josh : You are so beautiful today!
Jessie : IKR what a gentleman, Josh <3
Josh : Wait wait wait! I'm just kidding ...

by mountain the tits July 31, 2016