An alcoholic beverage invented by Timmins, Ontario native Mike Fortin aka Mark Fontaine. the drink consists of 3 Bacardi revs and one redbull.
This drink causes you to become drunk as fuck! black outs! all while being fully alert!
This drink causes you to become drunk as fuck! black outs! all while being fully alert!
Holy shit! Me n Trev drank 5 jugs of Kryptonite drinks last night and don't remember fuck all! why are we full of cuts and scrapes lol
by Mark Fontaine September 2, 2013
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The person ends up almost as weak as Superman when he is exposed to Kryptonite.
The person ends up almost as weak as Superman when he is exposed to Kryptonite.
Person 1: Hey, want to go to town today?
Person 2: I cant, sorry, I'm recovering from a kryptonite wank.
Person 2: I cant, sorry, I'm recovering from a kryptonite wank.
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A severely infected form of chlamydia inside a woman's vagina in which her vaginal canal appears to be sharp with raised lacerations containing a greenish hue. This condition is attributed to its similarity to the actual kryptonite cave in the comic book Superman. Contact with the said condition by penis will cause gangrene or "hulk penis." If your girl has the kryptonite cave, you are in some serious business.
I was going down on this girl at a party, but I got gangrene on my lips from her kryptonite cave.
When I was having sex with a whore, my dick soon had deep cuts on it from her deeply distorted kryptonite cave.
Damn! That bitch got the kryptonite cave!
When I was having sex with a whore, my dick soon had deep cuts on it from her deeply distorted kryptonite cave.
Damn! That bitch got the kryptonite cave!
by mydickisgreen December 7, 2011
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Did you see Kryptonite Guy last night? Yeah, you know I did....ugh. What is wrong with me, why do I let him affect me like this?
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That guy flirting with you making you thirsty he’s married... with kids... a mortgage... two Sphinx cats... and a designer campervan.’ Kryptonite dick homewrecker dick
That girl sending you thirst traps that your friends baby mama or ex she got that kyrptonite pussy.
That girl sending you thirst traps that your friends baby mama or ex she got that kyrptonite pussy.
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A Very Attractive White Women or Hispanic Women. Black Men Love Them
A Very Attractive White Women or Hispanic Women. Black Men Love Them
Person 1: Hey Bro Did you see that hot White Girl.
Person 2: Yes She Has Us Thirsting Bad Bro We Need To Hit That.
Person 1: Definitely And She Got It All Going On And is The Black Man's Kryptonite
Person 2: Yes She Has Us Thirsting Bad Bro We Need To Hit That.
Person 1: Definitely And She Got It All Going On And is The Black Man's Kryptonite
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