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Kristofer

A man with a huge cock and likes squeezing boobies with his bare ass cheeks
Tom has a small Willy and oversized balls but kristofer has huge testicles and a nice cock
by Tomhasasmallwilly April 9, 2019
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Kristopher

The type of guy you met one night and never forget. One who is willing to stay up until 2 in the morning with you by his side. The kind of man who you fall for, despite his flaws. Thinkin' to yourself how damn fine that stud is. He's athletic and charming but not into commitment. Leaving you dreaming, if only...
You see those guys playing ping pong... Kristopher is totally gonna win.

Whose that playing piano? Kristopher duh... he's the best at practically everything.
by celestial143 May 25, 2014
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Kristopher

The best person in the whole world! Even better than Dominic!
His name is kristopher.
by My Device May 28, 2018
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Kristoph

A weird European man who's a nice person, but acts in a strange manner.
That guy's such a Kristoph.
by Gretchin123 May 30, 2018
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Kristoffer

Kristoffer is the picture pretty guy. He is romantic and his love knows no limits. If he falls for you, he won't ever stop loving you. When he fall in love, he falls deep.

Kristoffer is a mystery. You might think you have him figured out, but thats just his act. He likes to play naive and nice to get information or to hide the real him. There is much debth in him, a very philosophical guy that when he first begins can blow your mind with his genious words and thoughts.

People can always trust Kristoffer, his lojality is big to the one he loves and trust. That is few tho, he doesn't trust people easy.
If you ever get the chance to be with this guy, do it. You will never regret.

Kristoffer is very funny. With him you'll always have a good time. He is insane.
Guy 1:
"Hey, where did Kristoffer go? I haven't seen him in ages"

Guy 2:
"He found the love of his life, he left to be with her, you know him, his love is limitless"
by Reffotsirk August 1, 2010
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Kriston

the embodiment of a class act into human form
Person 1: That guy is a class act

Person 2: He is such a Kriston
by Jordon_F December 8, 2010
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Kristoffer

A Kristoffer is an incredible guy who is usually shy at first, but opens up around his friends. Typically, a Kristoffer has a smokin body and a beautiful girlfriend. Most Kristoffers are star athletes and have straight a's. They will charm you with their innocence and adorableness; but beware, it might just be an act. Usually found in the Southwest, and Southeast. Most common Kristoffers have brown hair, brown eyes, and are super tan. You'll think he's the sweetest guy in the world when you first meet him.. he won't last long, but he's cute while it lasts. Don't take it personally if he doesn't seemed interested; thats just how he rolls. Kristoffer's are sometimes tense, but also have a laid back cool side. Be careful if you meet a Kirstoffer, you'll probably fall for him.
girl1: "did you see that sexy shy guy?"

girl2: "yea girll, he's probably a Kristoffer."
by gangstaninja563 November 22, 2010
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