Korean Drama 

A show that causes one to have extreme, irrational emotions.
Also quite an addictive substance that can cause girls to break up with their boyfriends, mostly from disappointment, and lack of hand holding. Also a leading cause of sleepless nights. Growling stomachs also occur due to food porn.

EX 1) "Handsome dude crying on Korean Drama"
Girl: Sobbing...
Boyfriend sitting next to her:...Sobbing also.

Ex 2) Girl: Sleeping
Teacher: Calling Security

Ex 3) Mother: "Why is the fridge empty? I just went
shopping"
Girl: "oops."

Ex 4) Girl: You just don't hold my hand or stare longingly at
me anymore, all you want to do is makeout.
Boy: This is because of those Dramas isn't it? You
have a problem.

Korean Drama by K-Death October 30, 2012

Korean Logic

When you do something that reduces your personal benefit and your only reason for doing it is that this is the way it has always been done.

Korean: "The air is bad in here. You foreigners need to change the air so you can be healthy" (Korean then goes to smoke cigarette). Foreigner 1: Why did they smoke a cigarette if they want to be healthy? Foreigner 2: Because Korean Logic.

Korean Logic by Here You Go December 18, 2014

Korean Switch 

The act of replacing a victim's object(s) without them noticing and giving them no clue on where it's gone.

Tommy replaces Benny's phone with a case, with just the case. 20 minutes later Benny finds out that his phone is missing.
Benny: Oh no, my phone, where has it gone!?
Tommy stays quiet, knowing that he knows exactly where the phone is. (Right inside his backpack)
40 minutes later, class is about to end. It has been a frantic search for Benny's phone.
Tommy: You see Benny, to master the Korean Switch, not only does one have to switch the person's object, but also give them no clue on where it's gone. Here is your phone Benny *Gives phone over. I hope we can stay friendly acquaintances. Cheers!
Tommy leaves the room, leaving Benny with his mouth wide open, knowing that he must learn the Korean Switch, to not be constantly moving on the metaphorical treadmill of life, not moving forward, not moving back, unless of course, you run out of breath...

Korean Switch by KoreanSwitchSensei September 20, 2018

Korean Supper 

Requires:
1) A woman of the Korean variety
2) One doorless Jeep Wrangler
3) A truly WILD imagination

Guy 1: "Dude, last night was totally insane."

Guy 2: "Why? Wait, you didn't-"

Guy 1: "-Yeah, I did. My Wrangler is completely totalled after that Korean Supper we pulled..."

Korean Supper by SpaceHelmet69 May 25, 2010

Korean Break-up 

A break up in which the guy stops all forms of communication with no explanation. If he sees you by chance, he will ignore you, but would have no problem greeting your friends right in front of you.

I was dating Aiden, this Korean guy, for 6 months. All of a sudden, he just stopped calling and texting. It was weird. then he came to my city last night, said hello to all of my friends and ignored me. I guess it was one of those Korean Break-ups I've been hearing about.

Korean Break-up by horn5guy March 28, 2012

korean coincidence 

a coincidence that is...well, just too coincidental to really happen. typically found in Korean soap operas, music videos, and movies.

Regular coincidence: You have exact change for the clothes you're buying. Afterwards, you find a dollar in one of the pockets.

Korean coincidence: The store goes up in flames, so the cashier gives you an entire rack of clothing for free. Unfortunately, the store doors close at that exact moment, locking you and the cashier inside. Convinced that you are about to die, you kiss the frankly attractive cashier. The moment you do that, your girlfriend pounds on the store door trying to see if you're inside. She sees you, bursts into tears, and runs into a busy intersection. After firefighters pull you out of the fire, you see your girlfriend being pushed into an ambulance. You donate your organs to her so that she can function normally. She visits your comatose body in the hospital, and birds conveniently begin singing.

korean coincidence by enderkin June 29, 2008

Korean Archer 

The 'Elites' of archery seemıngly ındestrutable and unbeatable. They are the chosen ones and are dırect decendants to Robbın Hood. Research shows that Robbın Hood was ın fact, Korean. There have been questıons posed concernıng theır humanıty as many scıentısts have found God-lıke tendancıes ın theır behavıor.

bottom lıne: Korean Archers kıck ass!!!!!

Aıdan: Dude, I heard that the Korean Archers took 1st, 2nd and 3rd place at the Junıor worlds.

Nıck: no shıt!!!

Korean Archer by Faballıon January 23, 2009