kittens

Beside being the name of those little small hair balls, means also having heart attack-like problems because of being surprised or excessively happy/sad.

1. Look at those kittens! So cute!
2. Holy cow! When I saw that link you sent me, I nearly had kittens!

by Emanuel Cunha January 16, 2008

bumpin kittens

When two or more lesbians rub their pussies together.

Karen and Lindsey were bumpin kittens to hiphop music all night long.

by PimpD April 25, 2004

eating kittens

Referring to an act that is morally bankrupt, inexcusable, foul, abhorrent, and possibly sociopathic.

Ex. 1 - Greg is eating kittens. He slept with a married woman ... whose husband is in Iraq.

Ex. 2 - "Eating kittens is just plain... plain wrong! And no one should do it, ever!" -The Tick

by Cephiroth March 26, 2008

kittens

Kitten : kît''n
Noun
1 Small, furry, multidimensional mammals that make up the fabric of the universe :
2 Evil beings that secretly plot mankind's destruction and must be potatoshopped at all cost :
''Do quantum kittens play with superstring?''
''I haven't potatoed a kitten for a while.''

''Do quantum kittens play with superstring?''

''I haven't potatoed a kitten for a while.''

by MullerNick August 31, 2006

A Basket Full of Bald Kittens

A place full of sexy gurls showing off their pussy's which have been shaved, waxed or lasered....... (As opposed to a Basket Full of 'Fuzzy' Kittens)

"damn there's A Basket Full of Bald Kittens in there"

by Deliverywoman September 15, 2008

shittin' kittens

verb

1) To be amazed at an event, usually appalled or disgusted by it.

2) To find yourself in a strange or frightening situation.

1) When Jenny gave me a blumpkin I started shittin' kittens. (pardon the pun).


2) I was shittin' kittens when the cop asked if I had any yay.

by Matth March 3, 2004

kittens

Small balls of fluff that people perceive as being "cute". Everytime you do something naughty, they die.

Everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten.

by delirium of joy May 25, 2003