Joe Klein

A popular brand of leg warmers in the Ukraine.

Guy: Hey, man, you don't got cold legs?

Dude: Nah, I got dem Joe Kleins.

by Eisenstein March 12, 2008

Ghetto Kleenex

n. a roll of toilet paper.

"Give me some of your ghetto kleenex!" Jovan said.

by Bruce Citron October 1, 2009

Kleenexceptional

A description of a woman that is of masturbatory stature.

Faith Hill is quite Kleenexceptional.

by Bruk February 21, 2003

Kienna

A reserved girl who has an exceptional personality, with a wall built up against new people, but as sweet as the day is long when you get through that barrier. She is inquisitive, and always the perfect person to bring up friends who are down. She is incredibly beautiful, yet completely humble. She is talented and fun to be around, and generally brings in light to a darker world.

That girl Kienna is a baller!

by dasgoob August 23, 2011

kleinzy

Kleinzy (noun) : A middle aged man that has the ability to perform athletic feats of a 20 year old. A kleinzy has none of the physical trappings of the aged. His physical ability at that age are rare and wondering. A kleinzy embodies all that is young,youthful and vibrant. A kleinzy defies typical boundary of thought mind and spirit.

A kleinzy can be a person who is, or otherwise wishes to be one. A example of a kleinzy is Lance Armstrong.

by Craig Guido July 4, 2010

Klenkers

The act of being a complete bad ass with a great sense of humor and a perfect singing voice.

You're dating Glenn, that dyslexic fuck? Why not that Mathew; he's TOTALLY klenkers...

by Rorschach42 March 6, 2011

kienzle

The last name of the most amazing woman in the world. She is truly one of the most beautiful women in existance. Anyone is lucky to have her.

She is such a kienzle

by Specta1234 December 19, 2013