Ghetto Kleenex

n. a roll of toilet paper.

"Give me some of your ghetto kleenex!" Jovan said.

by Bruce Citron October 1, 2009

Kleenexceptional

A description of a woman that is of masturbatory stature.

Faith Hill is quite Kleenexceptional.

by Bruk February 21, 2003

kleinzy

Kleinzy (noun) : A middle aged man that has the ability to perform athletic feats of a 20 year old. A kleinzy has none of the physical trappings of the aged. His physical ability at that age are rare and wondering. A kleinzy embodies all that is young,youthful and vibrant. A kleinzy defies typical boundary of thought mind and spirit.

A kleinzy can be a person who is, or otherwise wishes to be one. A example of a kleinzy is Lance Armstrong.

by Craig Guido July 4, 2010

Kreiner Hat Trick

In football, when player scores a touchdown and intercepts a pass in the same game, then gives his opponent a post-game consolation blow job in the ultimate display of athletic prowess and sportsmanship. Mustachioed blow jobs are obviously preferred, though they are not necessary to complete the hat trick.

Keanu was so upset after the heart-breaking loss, Evan had no choice but to complete the Kreiner Hat Trick right there in the end zone.

by CFL4Life November 26, 2010

keiner

is a great guy loves to play games and is very caring if your on his good side you'll love it.

keiner is nice.

by anonymous November 8, 2020

Calvin Kleining

Cocaine and ketamine together

Yo, Sarah! That's not just ketamine, its coke too... Damn Sarah, you're Calvin Kleining!

by CLAMILLION September 25, 2018

Ralph Klein-ing it

Just like the famous premier of Alberta, showing up to work extremely hung over and only able to complete the minimum required as a result of the previous night's bender.

Cornelius: "Cleatus looks like death and he is sure is stacking those pallets slowly"
Carlton: "That is because he is Ralph Klein-ing it today".

by phbl August 2, 2010