A man.
The Philosopher.
A hero.
By day, Peter Koritansky is a mild-mannered professor. By night, Koritansky darts through the streets, hunting crime with the physical aptitude and ferocity of a velociraptor. Upright and fair, Koritansky represents all that is good in humanity.
It is currently said of Koritansky that he lives in Canada. This is a common misconception. The nation called Canada just happens to be underfoot of Peter Koritansky's current desires. Koritansky is actually a country in and of himself - housing approximately 1,389 international refugees in a small, kangaroo-like pouch on his lower back.
And never let him catch you speaking poorly of Aquinas, or he'll be intellectually all over you faster than a crow on a curly fry.
The Philosopher.
A hero.
By day, Peter Koritansky is a mild-mannered professor. By night, Koritansky darts through the streets, hunting crime with the physical aptitude and ferocity of a velociraptor. Upright and fair, Koritansky represents all that is good in humanity.
It is currently said of Koritansky that he lives in Canada. This is a common misconception. The nation called Canada just happens to be underfoot of Peter Koritansky's current desires. Koritansky is actually a country in and of himself - housing approximately 1,389 international refugees in a small, kangaroo-like pouch on his lower back.
And never let him catch you speaking poorly of Aquinas, or he'll be intellectually all over you faster than a crow on a curly fry.
Peter Koritansky has no organs. If you were to turn him inside out, you'd find a lovely persian carpet.
by thereisnospooning August 17, 2012
Get the Peter Koritansky mug.An island nation in the Pacific Ocean whose name and existance are known solely because of its unique flag
(Two bored children looking at an almanac of national flags)
-Whoa, what country does that flag represent?
-Let's see...Kiribati.
-Where the hell is Kiribati?
-Let's see...the middle of the Pacific Ocean
-Whoa, what country does that flag represent?
-Let's see...Kiribati.
-Where the hell is Kiribati?
-Let's see...the middle of the Pacific Ocean
by DanOOOO September 7, 2008
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Get the Kirito.edits_1 mug.If you break the word down, you'll see that "kiri" is the Japanese way of saying "kilo"--the metric word for 1000. "ban," when using the kanji 番, is the Japanese word for "number."
Therefore, it's the thousandth number, and is generally used as a view counts landmark.
Therefore, it's the thousandth number, and is generally used as a view counts landmark.
Thanks, everyone!! 5000 kiriban! ZOMG i'm sooo happy! TT~TT
15,000 kiriban contest! Send me a pic of my pageviews at 15,000 pageviews and I'll send you a prize!!
15,000 kiriban contest! Send me a pic of my pageviews at 15,000 pageviews and I'll send you a prize!!
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Get the kiriban mug.is usually a person loved by everyone.a kirianna gives good advice and is very warm hearted.she's very charismatic and has a good sense of humour , a kirianna is a friend for life who anyone would be lucky to have.
by poopy the dinosaur November 3, 2011
Get the kirianna mug.kiriana's are very shy people but once you get to know them, they are the most fun people to be around!! they have a immense fear of bugs and they are VERY boy crazy!!! once you meet a kiriana, you will never forget about them. although, kiriana's are very obsessive over things they are passionate about. don't be surprised when kiriana shows you her art skills!!!
setting - it's 3am on a school night
kiriana: "guys... MY EYES ARE BURNING OUT!"
evan: "what why? what happened?? kiriana it's 3am!!!!!"
kiriana: "YES I KNOW THAT, I SPENT THE ENTIRE DAY ORGANIZING MY PINTEREST BOARD FULL OF GUYS!"
evan: "...i'm sorry what now!??! whatever i'm going back to sleep, have fun!!"
setting - the next day
derek: "what happened last night??"
evan: *sigh* "just kiriana being kiriana."
derek: "oh did she spend the whole night searching up pictures of boys?"
evan: "yup, i'd be surprised if she even wakes up on time for french class!!"
derek: "RIGHT AHAHHAHA POGG!!!!"
kiriana: "guys... MY EYES ARE BURNING OUT!"
evan: "what why? what happened?? kiriana it's 3am!!!!!"
kiriana: "YES I KNOW THAT, I SPENT THE ENTIRE DAY ORGANIZING MY PINTEREST BOARD FULL OF GUYS!"
evan: "...i'm sorry what now!??! whatever i'm going back to sleep, have fun!!"
setting - the next day
derek: "what happened last night??"
evan: *sigh* "just kiriana being kiriana."
derek: "oh did she spend the whole night searching up pictures of boys?"
evan: "yup, i'd be surprised if she even wakes up on time for french class!!"
derek: "RIGHT AHAHHAHA POGG!!!!"
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