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kimmy schmidt

A friendly and social redhead that was trapped in a bunker by an evil, crazy reverend for 15 years with 3 other women.
"I was binge watching The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt last night, and I know it's a good show."
by CandyEater June 5, 2017
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Hungry Kitty

1)The primal urge a woman gets deep within her clitoral vortex of sensory nerves that make her feel so carnally depraved that she seeks fulfillment in shady bars and clubs, having sex with any and every guy willing to wet their willie in the lustful lass. Her hunger goes unsatisfied as no one penis can fulfill her cockticious craving. Eventually, she may even summon up enough men to be the focal point of an all-night gangbang. Hungry Kitty isn’t satisfied until she’s been pumped full of so much man milk it leaks out and pools on the bed, gently grazing the satisfied lips of the appeased pussy.

2) When yo’ bitch want some dick.
“A Hungry Kitty will make any man seem purr-fect.” – Benjamin Franklin
by theinstigator June 3, 2016
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hello kitty girl

a mentally messed up fine woman who likes hello kitty
hello kitty girls are sometimes found in psychiatric wards
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Velcro Kitty

A annoying neurotic housepet that craves affection like a addict craves drugs. If you start petting it, it will expect you to keep stroking it and rubbing it under the chin indefinitely. You push it off you 98 times, it crawls back on you 99 times, purring, rubbing, kneading, licking, drooling, and looking cute. A black bottomless hole of need. It sticks to you and can only be removed with force, a condition known as Cattic Cling. These episodes frequently occur when unsuspecting human target is playing a computer game or reading a book or trying to write. Putting on formal or expensive clothing that shows every single cat hair can also trigger velcro kitty behavior.
My cat has gone all velcro kitty on me and won't leave me alone.
by so42gob4dawn May 7, 2011
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Kimoya

Cutest, kindest, most loving, adorable person alive :)
Kimoya is such a cutie!
by Align April 11, 2021
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happy kitty dance

Similar to a 'kitty dance' but resulting in a happy ending.
The stripper put on a crotchless cat costume and gave Mr Fox a happy kitty dance.

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by Jud Der May 6, 2010
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kittycrush

When you like someone so much that all you want to do with them is make strange noises and cuddle and spend half your life sleeping on their favorite possessions
Me: Do you remember that new guy we met at the party last weekend?
You: Tyler? Yeah.
Me: Man, I have such a kittycrush on him.

Word created by Voltamin on Tumblr, though not posted by Voltamin.
by evil_gumball_666 June 27, 2012
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