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kittycrush 

When you like someone so much that all you want to do with them is make strange noises and cuddle and spend half your life sleeping on their favorite possessions
Me: Do you remember that new guy we met at the party last weekend?
You: Tyler? Yeah.
Me: Man, I have such a kittycrush on him.

Word created by Voltamin on Tumblr, though not posted by Voltamin.
kittycrush by evil_gumball_666 June 27, 2012
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Kitty crush 

Friend: Hey, remember when you were all over Jessica?
You: Nah man, it was just a kitty crush.
Kitty crush by prz February 13, 2015
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k1ttyrush 

k1ttyrush is a popular tiktoker, use to be known as adoptmetipsz in febuary 2020 i was a huge fan of her!
k1ttyrush is my idol
k1ttyrush plays roblox
k1ttyrush by omeeiscool February 7, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012