kilometre zero times zero

Immobilism in live, style,love, friendship, intercourse, geo-potential...

-- Is Travis always still working forCNN?
-- Ya, he is unable to spend his working time otherwise that kilometre zero times zero.

by manu françois April 15, 2017

killometers

Deadlier kilometers

-They were going at like 300 killometers per hour.

by sauso & fiera33 February 22, 2020

Kilometres Davis

Name by which Miles Davis goes on in Europe.

—Man, I love Miles Davis's music!
—Was? Ich weiß nicht von wem Sie sprechen
—Kilometres Davis, die best!
—Ahhhh, ja!!

by stert January 14, 2024

Left it on the train a few kilometres after its station

An original metaphor that means taking something to far without realising, and then realising after.

An original, by me.

Tommy said a weird joke that I think he left on the train a few kilometres after its station.

I’m sorry, I think I definitely left it on the train a few kilometres after its station.

by Anonymous Weetup January 27, 2026

Kudometer

The Kudometer is a tool that aids in the measurement of the amount of sex a woman has had. AKA the mileage on her kuder.

Your mother's kudometer has more miles on it than a Greyhound Bus.

by Sam Everett September 4, 2008

lilometer

distance measurement; a lil' kilometer, a kilometer for an ant

The small ant travelled a lilometer to find a hot mate.

by The Grand Wolfgang December 5, 2010

dilometer

the measurement of a penia

His dilometer was very underwhelming.

by OG vapors May 15, 2021