by hayguay November 3, 2010

Another name for purple drank, aka lean. Has the ability to make you feel low and overall slumped af.
Guy 1: Bruh I'm tryna get faded af tonight.
Guy 2: Shii if you want, we can sip on that kickstand?
Guy 1: BET
Guy 2: Shii if you want, we can sip on that kickstand?
Guy 1: BET
by kingslayer1234 February 19, 2020

Used a lot in rapper Baby Keem’s album, “DIE FOR MY BITCH,” this is a term used by him to describe a groupie, but can be used to talk about someone you casually hook up with.
Baby Keem: “I had a kickstand last year but she ain’t really love me”
You, the listener: “Damn, that shit was fire.”
You, the listener: “Damn, that shit was fire.”
by LeJovination June 19, 2025

When a man lays on his back in his Jail Cell, throws his legs up adjacent to the wall, and starts choking his chicken until he splooges all over himself.
I couldn’t sleep last night because of my bunkie, so I Turkish kickstand’d until i was able to go to sleep!
by Jon Jeremy April 18, 2025

when a woman in and her hands and knees and the man inverts himself, as to do a handstand and proceeds to loosen her bowels
by j June 19, 2004

A thin penis.
A term to describe a person with a very thin penis. First introduced in the film 'Duce Bigalow.'
A term to describe a person with a very thin penis. First introduced in the film 'Duce Bigalow.'
"I'm telling you, if you painted it silver and twisted the end, it'd look like a kickstand."
"Kickstand McGhee over here representing the thin-dicked community with the utmost pride. Good for them."
"Kickstand McGhee over here representing the thin-dicked community with the utmost pride. Good for them."
by Wish1 December 4, 2022

When u crash while riding or stunting on some two wheeled vehicle,and u wind up with said vehicle's(or another vehicle's) kickstand in your butt.
He landed that stunt 20 times while practicing,but crashed and got a kickstand colonic in front of 5000 people attending the Extreme BMX semi-finals.
by ThrashMtlManiac March 24, 2019
