Khalifa'd

When you and your friends are high and drunk as fuck.

Dude I got so khalifa'd last night.

by HIGH as FUCK July 24, 2012

khaiffin

similar to "chilling"--but involves the act of like chilling on the beach with friends. Usually alcohol and/or marijuana is involved.

Me and sigga were straight khaiffin on the beach July 4th. That shit was cray.

by RIPTouro July 5, 2012

Khalifa Kush

Wiz Khalifa’s strain of weed.

Wiz: I just smoked 4 joints of that good Khalifa Kush.

by dix8 May 10, 2018

Khalifaman

An over obsessed fan of Wiz Khalifa. Alternatively also pronounced as Khalifamane

We Khalifamans are LitAF.

by Rhayzor September 24, 2019

Mohammed Khalifa

When you become a rapper, suicide bomber, and to top it all off, a pornstar, all at the same time. They typically tend to rap about blowing up their own pussy, which so happens to be infected. Mohammed Khalifa enjoy shoving toy planes into themselves and squirt out ashes. Are usually attracted to minors and use them to assist in bombings.

Is that a plane?
No it's a Mohammed Khalifa, run!!!!!!
*BOOM*

by TuDulceVeneno October 12, 2022

Wiz Khalifa

When a person doesn't talk about anything else but weed, the last time they smoked, the next time they will smoke, a highdea they came up with when baked, food that tastes best whilst ripped, a paranoia trip they had when intoxicated, how much weed they have on them, their smoking devices, favorite stoner songs or a lesson they learned while blazed. These are usually the type of people who don't really have much experience in toking and think it makes them cool 'cause they blaze up half gram joints, don't inhale and then green out.

Real Stoner 1: Wow, that loser just smoked half a bowl and started coughing up a lung, then ran around telling people to look at how red his eyes are. Fuck, I hate people like that who go around bragging like smoking makes them cool.
Real Stoner 2: I know right? He's such a Wiz Khalifa. Just 'cause you smoke doesn't automatically make you a hardcore pothead. People who smoke just to brag about it aren't cool, they're fags, and wouldn't last two hits off a blunt with a real stoner.
Wanna-be Stoner: Hey guys look at my eyes!!!! I can barely even see out of them they're so low!! Aren't they red? Holy shit I'm sooo baked.. black and yellow!
Real Stoner 1: *sigh*

by WeedWontHelpYouBeCoolIfYourNot July 28, 2012

Khalifa

a handsome man with an amazing personality

khalifa al

by Ma- December 9, 2010